Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Hana Nono...can't take Hugtan very well (thanks Samuel Bempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Homare: (points at Hana) Irresponsible, party of one! Irresponsible party of one!
Saaya: No offense but I don't think you are parent material.
Hana: Hey! I am a good caretaker! Watch! Ask me to do anything!
Voice: Oh please, I bet you can't even read Hugtan a story without messing up.
Hana: Pfft, that's easy. Here, let me take her. (picks up Hugtan) Someone get me a book.
Voice: (whispers into Yayoi's ears) Hey, Yayoi. Lend me one of your fanfics. The lewdest ones you got.
Yayoi: Um, okay? (Gives fanfic to Voice)
Voice: Thank you. (gives Hana the book) Here, this is an age appropriate, not lewd story.
Hana: Okay.
Yayoi: Wait a minute! Hana don't read it aloud!
Hana: Okay Hugtan, here's a story. (opens the book and gets a paper cut) Ahhhhhhh! Paper cut! (sucks her thumb)
Audience (including Pretty Cure) and Voice: (laughs)
Regina: Wow! What a baby! (laughs)
Hana: (stops sucking thumb and blushes) This is embarrassing.
Hugtan: (kisses her cut)
Hana: (blushes slightly) Aww thank you Hugtan.
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Miyuki: Kawaii!
Mana: I'm dying of cuteness!
Voice: (sniffs) Don't look at me! (clears throat) Uh, I mean, see! You haven't even started and you're already messing up.
Hana: It was just a tiny hiccup. Here, let's just read the story so I can prove my point. (opens the book which reveals an anime drawing of Homare who was wearing shades and smoking being griped by 4 people) Once upon a time, there was this blonde haied girl with yellow eyes named Homare ,who had a harem?
Homare: Nani?!
Hana: There are two girls and two guys who are dying to win. One girl was a beautiful, angelic girl named, Saaya?!
Saaya: (blushes) Ehhhh?!
Hana: Another one was a Homare fangirl who stalks her even if she's naked, Aki.
Aki: Hey! I wouldn't go that far!
Junna: Oh why?! Just why?!
Hana: There were these two guys, Harry and Henri.
Harry: What the-?!
Henri: I'm certain that I'm gonna win the harem.
Homare: How come you're not humilated?!
Hana: Homare was a rebellious, heartbreaking player girl who slept with all of them making the four turn on each other and then-
(Harry covers Hana's mouth)
Homare: Dude! Have you gone mad?! You shouldn't be reading that smut in front of baby!
Saaya: I haven't even been on the show yet and I'm already getting humiliated. Um, maybe I should take Hugtan. (whispers) Somewhere safe.
Voice: Wow, reading smut to a baby? Bad girl.
Hana: This is on you! Where did you even get that?!
Yayoi: (whistles)
Voice: Hana Nono...
Hana: You didn't even answer my question so why are you moving on?!
Voice: ...Is a kid. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Random person: No argument there!
Random person: She's worst than a child! She's a baby!
Hana: (puffs her cheeks) I am not child nor a baby! I am a full grown, mature adult! I'm just a bit of a late bloomer.
Random person: Yeah right!
Hana: Who asked you?!
Voice: Hana Nono...thinks that Homare is too stingy of a friend to have and play with (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Homare: Hana? Is this true?
Hana: No! Of coarse not!
Emiru: Yeah it's true!
Hana: Really Emiru?! You just had to make me look worse than I already look right now.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hana: Great, the Hugtto Precure series hasn't gone half way through yet and I'm already turning into a unlikable character. More unlikable than Mana, and she's a mary sue.
Mana: Hey!
Hana: (starts crying) Please stop telling lies about me.
Voice: Aww, the little kid is gonna cry. That's right baby, cry! Cry! Cry! I know a good outfit that will suit you.
(poofs Hana is foot pajamas and poofs her into a giant crib)
Audience: (laughs)
Hana: Stop laughing!
Voice: Looks like someone is crank wanky. I believe it is time for babies to go beddy bye. Now you know, Hana Nono, the little kid who can't take care of Hugtan and thinks that Homare is a stingy friend.
Audience: (laughs and cheers while taking pictures)
Hana: I regretted attending this show! (hops out of the crib crying her eyes out while running out of the studio)
Voice: Yeah! That's right! Go home and cry to your mommy and daddy.
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Which Pretty Cure character should I humiate next?
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
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