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Voice: Minami Kaido...she is afraid of ghosts
Audience: (laughs)
Minami: This is pretty embarrassing to admit but I guess I am still afraid of ghost but Haruka was there for me so I'm dealing with my fear a whole lot better.
Voice: Minami Kaido...loves to strip for her friends
Audience: (laughs)
Minami: Excuse me?! No repeatable being such as I would never do such a degrading and disgraceful act such as that. Please keep your claims about me true.
Voice: Minami Kaido...is engaged to her knight, Haruka
Audience: (laughs)
Minami: Again, that is false. I did say that Haruka was like my knight but I didn't say anything about her and I being engaged. We are not even dating.
Voice: Minami Kaido...is a mermaid princess who lives in an underwater castle.
Minami: No I'm not. My alter ego may associate with a mermaid but that doesn't make me an actual mermaid.
Voice: ...And wants to marry Haruka here live on stage.
Minami: Stop this at once!
Voice: ...And have their honeymoon at Somalia.
Minami: I heard that place is dangerous so why would I go there?
Voice: ...And have Haruka move in with her so they can have mermaid guppies together while living happily ever after.
Audience: (laugh)
Voice: So when is the wedding?
Minami: There will be no wedding.
Voice: Oh so you're filing a divorce? To bad.
Minami: I'm not getting married or divorced. First this whole thing with Ijuin, now with Haruka?
Voice: Well since you're not getting divorced, the wedding is back on!
Audience: (cheers)
Minami: I'm telling you. I'm not gonna marry Haruka.
Voice: Yes you are.
(Smoke poofs up making Minami wear a wedding dress and veil)
Minami: How is this even possible?
Voice: It's anime remember? Anything can happen. How did you think Pretty Cure exist?
Haruka: Hello? Is this the dessert retreat?
Voice: Nope I lied. I used false advertisement.
Haruka: It's you again!
Voice: Yup. (Poofs Haruka in a white wedding dress)
Haruka: At least the dress is pretty.
Voice: Friends, family, we are gathered here today to celebrate the Union of these two woman Minami Kaido and Haruka Haruno. Do you take each other to be each other's lawfully wedded wives for better, for worse, in sickness and in health, for rich and poor, til death you both part?
Haruka and Minami: No! We don't!
(Ijuin appears on stage)
Ijuin: Because Minami is going to marry me!
Minami: Fat chance.
Ijuin: Haruka Haruno, I challenge you to a duel! A sword fight one on one! Victor wins the hand of Minami!
Audience: (Whooo/oooh/cheers)
Regina: I have $100 on Haruka!
Ira: I have $200 on Ijuin!
Minami: I am not some sort of prize so you could just-
Haruka: Challege accepted!
Minami and Audience: (gasps)
Haruka: Would you rather get married to him Minami?
Minami: In that case, Haruka, win!
Haruka and Ijuin: (begins sword fighting each other)
Audience: (begins rooting for Haruka)
Haruka: (knocks the sword out of Ijuin's hand and corners him)
Ijuin: Fine! I surender! You win! (runs out of the building)
Audience: (cheers) Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka!
Regina: Yes! Ira you owe me!
Ira: (growls and gives the money to Regina)
Regina: Haha! Money! (throws the money in the air)
Voice: Haruka, you and Minami takes ballet right?
Haruka: Yeah we do. (covers her mouth realizing what she just said)
Minami: Haruka!
Haruka: I can't believe that I fell for it.
Voice: I now pronounce you wife and wife! Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs. Haruno!
Audience: (cheers)
Erika: (throws confetti around the married couple)
Voice: Now you know, the wife of Haruka who is afraid of ghost, the person who strips for her friends and is a mermaid princess, Minami Kaido or should I say, Mrs. Minami Haruno.
Minami: I can't say they do!
Voice: Yes they do. Have a good honeymoon at Somalia and watch out for ghost.
Haruka and Minami: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minami: Well, at least I'm not married to Ijuin and there is such a thing as divorce.
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
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