Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Nico: I'm not a Pretty Cure.
Voice: Well, okay then, Know Your Character...Know Your Character...Know Your Character...Know Your Character
Nico: I prefer the term guest star.
Voice: Ugh, fine. Know Your Guest Star...Know Your Guest Star...Know Your Guest Star...Know Your Guest Star. There, better?
Nico: Much better.
Voice: Okay then, let's get on with the facts. Nico...is actually a school idol named Nico Yazawa
Audience: (laughs)
Nico: What's with you and school idols? Why do you always keep making the same mistake over and over again mistaking Pretty Cure characters for Love Live characters? Just because they have the same name doesn't always mean that they are that person. There are a lot of people in the world who has the same name as each other due to having a coincidence.
Voice: Yes it does Nico.
Nico: No it doesn't.
Voice: Nico...is a bookworm (thanks Samuel Bempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Nico: Quit laughing! Also, I am not a bookworm. I don't even really read all that much.
Voice: Nico...is a loli (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Nico: Yup.
Voice: And what I mean by loli, I don't mean the young girl from anime type of loli, I mean the "other" type of loli, if you know what I mean. ; )
Audience: (ooohs/gasps)
Nico: There are multiple definitions for a loli?
Miyuki: Keep those sick ideas to yourselves voice!
Nico: Sick? What's the other definition for a loli?
Reika: Um, you should probably wait a few years before learning that.
Akane: Oh, I know what it is.
Nico: Really? What?
Akane: (whispers the "other" definition of a loli )
Nico: (gags) OH MY GOD! I'm sorry I asked.
Reika: Why did you have to scar an innocent child for life?
Akane: She wanted to know.
Nao: She should of waited a while.
Yayoi: Poor, poor girl.
Nico: I'm probably gonna have to bleach my brain after this segment.
Voice: Nico...hates Miyuki (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/laughs)
Nico: Okay, I might of said that before but that was a long time ago. The past is in the past. Miyuki and I made up so I no longer hate her.
Voice: Nico...likes to collect diapers
Audience: (laughs)
Nico: D-diiiiiiapers?! I-I-I don't collect diapers! I don't think anyone collects diapers! That would just be super weird. Who even is this guy?!
Voice: I'm a disembodied voice.
Nico: What kind of diseased show is this?!
Voice: This? Why this is "Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure Edition"
Nico: Know Your Stars?! More like "Humiliate Your Stars"!
Voice: Now you know...Nico, the loli bookworm school idol who hates Miyuki and collects diapers
Nico: No you don't!
Voice: Yes they do.
Nico: They don't know anything about me! You've mislead everyone! Hello? I'm having a serious problem the whole diaper issue! Come on, can we start over?
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
