Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy
Voice: Hummy...her character design was based on the Pokemon, Skitty (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Random person: Copyright!
Hummy: I am not a ripoff of a pokemon -nya! This is an original design -nya.
Voice: Oh May!
Hummy: Who's May -nya?
(May from Pokemon appears)
May: You wanted me here?
Hummy: So you're May -nya.
May: Um, that's right. Eh?! Wait a minute, are you another talking Meowth?! You must be from Team Rocket!
Hummy: What's Team Rocket?!
May: Huh? Are you a new pokemon?
Hummy: NO -NYA! If you don't believe me check and see for yourself.
May: Okay. (gets out her pokedex)
Hummy: What is that thing -nya?
May: It's a pokedex. It identifies pokemon and tells me info about them. You can collect data of new pokemon by catching and studying them to collect new info about new pokemon.
Pokedex: No data.
Hummy: See? No pokemon.
May: Must be a new species.
Hummy: I am not a pokemon -nya!
Voice: May, let out your Skitty please.
May: Okay, Skitty! Come on out! (throws pokeball. The pokeball opened releasing white energy revealing a Skitty)
Voice: See the resemblance?
Audience: Woah! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hummy: I look nothing like this thing -Nya.
Voice: Hummy...she steals Mofurun's honey jars and keeps them as her own. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Mirai: How could you?!
Mofurun: Honey thief -mofu!
Hummy: I never stole anything a day in my life -nya!
Mirai: It's bad enough that bee thing named Chikurun took my pancakes! I don't need another one!
Chikurun: I said I was sorry!
Hummy: I didn't take your guys honey -nya!
Voice: Hummy...is no ordinary cat. She can swim in water and survive. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (cheers and are amazed)
Hummy: I can't swim -nya.
Rikka: I don't mean to burst your guys bubbles but cats can't swim.
Voice: I don't mean to burst YOUR bubble Rikka but this is the part when you are wrong for once.
(a giant robot hand appears and grabs Hummy)
Hummy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PUT ME DOWN -NYA!
Voice: Okay.
(a giant shark tank with water and a bunch of sharks appear. Hummy then gets thrown into the tank. Then a bunch of bees came.)
Bees: You took our honey!
Sharks: Let's get her!
Hummy: Oh sugar honey iced tea.
(Haruka, Minami, Kirara, Towa, Kanata, Karen, Emiru, and Alice gets out their violins and begins playing a Fight of The Bumblebee and Shark Attack mashup song)
(The sharks and bees starts chasing after Hummy)
Hummy: (screams and swims away as fast as she could)
Audience: (cheers)
Suite Precure: HUMMY!
Hibiki: OMG!
Ako: This is too horrible to watch!
Ellen: Someone get her!
Erika: I'm not getting in!
Hime: Count me out.
Inori: Normally I like animals but not these ones.
Kanade: I can't watch! (puts her head on Hibiki's chest)
Hibiki: Eh?! (blushes and swallows)
Ellen and Ako: (smirks) Ship it.
Yayoi: Ha! I knew it was canon!
Erika and Hime: (makes kissing noises)
Regina: Hibiki and Kanade sitting in a tree-
Hibiki: Would you clowns never mind this and start concerning for Hummy?! Someone get her!
Tsubomi: That is far to dangerous for anyone to get into!
Hime: Rock paper scissors tournament against all the characters! Last place has to get her!
Hummy: HELP ME -NYA!
Voice: Now you know...Hummy...the pokemon ripoff who steals honey and can survive in water.
Audience: (cheers)
Hummy: THIS IS TORTURE -NYA!
Which character should I do next?
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions for each claim?
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Which character should I do?
What should it be about?
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
