Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure.
Voice: Towa Akagi...her birth name is Twilight Sparkle. (Thank you Luigi_Nintendo for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Towa: No. My birth name is Towa Akagi. You probably got confused with my um...other form.
Voice: Twilight Sparkle...
Towa: That is not my name.
Voice: ...plays the piano (thank you Luigi_Nintendo for requesting this)
Audience: (giggles)
Voice: No I don't. You probably mistaken me with Hibiki who plays the piano. While I don't play the piano, I do play the violin.
Voice: Twilight Sparkle...
Towa: I already told you that my name is Towa Akagi.
Voice: ...has a crush on Minami (thanks Luigi_Nintendo for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Towa: What? That's not true. I like Minami but, not in THAT sort of way.
Voice: Sure you don't
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: Twilight Sparkle...
Towa: It's Towa! The least you could do is get my name right.
Voice: ...hates her brother.
Audience: (laughs)
Towa: ( shocked and gasped) Now that's just false! I love my brother very much! I would like to speak to the producer to this charade you call a show right this instant!
Voice: Your talking to the producer right now.
Towa along with the other Precures: (dramatic anime gasp and surprise expression)
Towa: You mean, you own this entire show?
Voice: That's right! Anyways, now you know, the pianist who is crush is crushing on Minami and hates her brother, Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: (cheers)
Towa: No they do not! You can't even get my name right after I reminded you numerous times that my name isn't Twilight Sparkle. I am not the purple alicorn princess, I'm Towa Akagi, Cure Scarlet!
Voice: See ya later Twilight.
Towa: FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, IT'S TOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
