Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Mirai Asahina...steals Ha-chan's magic wand when Ha-chan's asleep and uses it to make ugly statues of her friends. (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mirai: What?! That is NOT right! I never ever stole Ha-chan's wand before in my life. I would never steal from her or anyone. Also, I would never do something so insulting as to make ugly statues of my friends.
Voice: Explain this.
(a giant screen with a picture of Mirai stealing Ha-chan's wand while Ha-chan was asleep appears)
Mirai: That never happened! That's probably some sort of fanart or something!
Ha-chan: I need a better place to keep my wand.
Mirai: I never stole your wand!
Riko: (quietly giggles)
Mirai: THIS ISN'T FUNNY RIKO!
Riko: Sorry...it's...too funny.
Mirai: OH COME ON! YOU'LL ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS GUY?! WHOEVER THE VOICE IS HAS NO HEART FOR AN INNOCENT WITCH!
Voice: That's right honey. I have no heart whatsoever.
Nagisa: I just can't believe this.
Voice: Mirai Asahina...is the queen of turtles! (Thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (laughs)
Mirai: I am not the queen of turtles, whatever that is. Everyone, please! Stop your laughing!
Riko: (laughs while kicking her legs) Mirai help me stop laughing!
Mirai: Ugh...that dumb voice.
Voice: Mirai Asahina...was born in Jurassic Park, from a T-Rex (Thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs maniatiaclly)
Mirai: I'm even a dinosaur! I was born and raised from and by humans. Okay?!
Riko: (falls out of her chair while laughing)
Mirai: I refuse to sit here and let you trash me in front of all these people!
Voice: Now you know...Mirai Asahina, the queen of turtles who steals wands to make ugly statues and was born from a T-Rex in Jurassic Park.
Audience: (cheers)
Mirai: No they don't! You clearly have some sort of issue! (Looks at the curtain) Huh? What's this? (Pulls the curtain revealing FlutterDashFan18 aka Me)
Me: Opps. Oh sugar honey iced tea.
Mirai: Riko, when your done laughing, get over here so we can transform and teach this clown a lesson!
Riko: Okay, I'm finished laughing, let's clean up the trash!
Riko and Mirai: Cure Up Rapapa!
( The two girls transforms and uses their powers to blast me off into the air)
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS! NOT AGAIN! Oh, quick update. After this, the next chapter, I will be doing Saaya. After her, I will be doing AkiYuka, then round 2 with Emiru followed by Love, and then Maiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! (flies high into the sky)
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
