Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Nozomi Yumehara...she hates the Smile Pretty Cure (Thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (oooooohs/laughs)
Nozomi: Hey. I never said that I hated the Smile Pretty Cure. I mean I did think that they kinda ripped off my series "Yes! Pretty Cure 5 GoGo" but I don't hate them. If the Smile Precure attacks me and starts hating me for life, it's on you.
Voice: Nozomi Yumehara...loves to read and watch hentai (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (has smug looks on their faces/laughs)
Nozomi: That's not true. I don't read that disgusting stuff!
Voice: Are you sure? Come on now Nozomi. Don't lie to us.
Nozomi: (sighs) Okay fine I admit it, I did but I only watched it once. Just once. My friend Rin and I watched it this one time since there was nothing good on TV but other than that, I haven't read or watch a single piece of hentai.
Voice: Nozomi Yumehara...likes to grope girls' breasts from behind (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/laughs)
Nozomi: (gets furious) Okay now you're really going too far with this. I would never grope girls or anyone. I think you mistook me for the other Nozomi. (can anyone guess which Nozomi I'm talking about?)
Voice: Nah I double checked and I was sure I got the right Nozomi.
Nozomi: Then you need to check again along with getting some glasses and maybe even get your head examined by a doctor while you're at it. What kind of diseased show is this?
Voice: Now you know...Nozomi Yumehara, the girl groper who watches hentai and hates the Smile Pretty Cure
Audience: (cheers)
Nozomi: They don't know squat about me!
Voice: Yes they definitely do.
Nozomi: Now people think I'm a perverted groper who hates the Smile Pretty Cure thanks to you.
Voice: You are very welcome you big sexual harassing perv. To teach you that sexual harassing is wrong, I brought my friend Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda to sing you a song about sexual harassment. (Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda is a character from South Park. I do not own South Park or the character)
(Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda appears and begins singing and dancing)
Nozomi: Listen to me! I am not the Nozomi you are talking about. You mistook me for another Nozomi. Also, I never read or watched any hentai ever except for that one time and I do not hate the Smile Pretty Cure. Also, I'm having an issue with the panda here. Hey! Don't just pan away from me! You gotta set this right! Hello?
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
