Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Saaya Yukushiji...impersonates Hana in public. (Thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Saaya: That is not true. I don't impersonate Hana.
Voice: Then what's this?
(A giant TV appears and a video of Saaya cosplaying as Hana on the streets appear)
Hana: I have never been so insulted!
Saaya: That is fake! That wasn't me, that was just a person in a Hana costume that was edited by having her face replaced with mine.
Voice: Sure, and I'm a flying fishstick.
Audience: (laughs)
Saaya: This isn't funny.
Hugtan: (laughs while clapping)
(Homare and Harry try to hold in their laughs but then burst into a laugh. Hana then joins in as well giggling a little)
Saaya: Seriously? My own team?! Even you Hugtan? Even you?
Voice: Saaya Yakushiji...makes embarrassing drawings of Precure characters and makes money out of them so go ahead and purchase an embarrassing drawing of Precure character right now for $1! (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Saaya: H-Huh?! Nani?! Not true! I'm not even that much of an artist anyways!
Audience: (takes out a bunch of money and starts chucking it at Saaya)
Nagisa: Make me a drawing of Hikari that I can laugh at!
Honoka and Hikari: (glares at her) Nagisa!
Nagisa: What?
Hikari: Well in that case, make me a drawing of Nagisa that I can laugh at!
Nagisa: Eh?!
Saaya: You've all been misinformed, I-
Nozomi: Can I have a picture of Kurumi and I dabbing please!
Erika: Get me one with my older sister Momoka ripping her pants. I also want one that features both Yuri and Momoka doing something super embarrassing together! Make it so embarrassing that they will never be able to show their faces for a while!
Saaya: That's a little harsh.
Hime: I want one with Iona singing in the shower!
Bibury: Get me one with Rio falling onto his face!
Rio: Get me one with Bibury falling on her face!
Regina: Get me a picture of Ira, Rikka, Alice, and Makoto wearing diapers while sucking their thumbs. Keep their ages the way they are!
Ira: I want one with Regina, Bel, Marmo, and the Doki Doki Precure team having bad haircuts!
Saaya: I will be doing no such things!
Love: I want mine to have Chiffon wearing a-
Saaya: QUIET! NOBODY IS GOING TO GET A DRAWING OF ANYBODY!
Audience: (some awws in disappointment and some booed)
Voice: Saaya Yakushiji...is the incarnation of Hatsune Miku (thanks KawaiiPIxie151 for requesting this)
Audience: OMG! (cheers and fangirls and starts loudly singing Vocaloid songs together)
Saaya: Hatsune...Who?! I don't even know who that is!
Voice: You need to get out more. In conclusion, now you know...Saaya Yakushiji...the Hana impersonating incarnation of Hatsune Miku who makes embarrassing drawings of The Pretty Cure.
Saaya: They do not know me.
Voice: Yes they do. So when's your next concert? Oh wait, why don't you perform here?
(the song "World is Mine" by Hatsune Miku starts playing. The audience gets out glow sticks and waves them to the beat of the song)
Saaya: That's it. I'm leaving this madhouse. (exits the stage) You people have all lost your minds and you voice make being on TV unpleasant. (exits the studio but then pops her head back into the door) UNPLEASANT! (pops her head back out and closes the door while leaving)
Voice: One more thing, there has been a change of plans. For next episode, I will be having the AkiYuka couple on the show. Then I will be having Mai on. After that, I will be having round 2 with Emiru. Finally, I will be having Love come on the show. Take care and see ya next chapter!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
