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After the events of Rikka'a chapter of Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition:
Rikka: (walking home from the studio with Raquel) Great, just great. Thanks to that disembodied voice, I'll never get into a good college or university, I'll never become a doctor, and I'll probably turn into one of those jobless couch potatoes who still lives with their parents. My successful life is now going down the toilet.
Raquel: I'm sure it wasn't that bad -quel.
Rikka: It wasn't that bad? I was labeled as an unintelligent delinquent who got raped by Ira and sings annoying songs in the shower.
Raquel: Aw, don't worry Rikka -quel. I'm sure it isn't that bad -quel. I bet people will choose not to believe anything that meanie voice says -quel. Even if they do, just remember that I will always believe you and not that stupid voice.
Rikka: Thanks and you know what, you're right. I bet there are some people from good schools that probably doesn't believe the voice or hasn't even seen it. What could possibly go wrong?
The next day:
At a university:
College Principal #1: Nope!
At another univeristy:
College Principal #2: Nuh-uh!
At another university:
College Principal #3: Rejected!
At another university:
College Principal #4: Sorry, I don't accept delinquents.
At another university:
College: (laughs) Me? Accept a unintelligent delinquent? Yeah right!
At Rikka's house:
Rikka: (cries in her pillow)
(Mana, Alice, Makoto, and Aguri enter her room)
Regina: (talks slowly to Rikka) Hiiiii Riiiiikkkkkaaaa. (points to herself) Meeeee Reginnnnaaaaaa.
Alice: Regina, she is not dumb.
Regina: Well, a lot of people say she is.
Makoto: That's
Rikka: (cries even more)
Mana: Aww. There, there Rikka. I'm sure there's at least one school that will accept you.
Regina: Yeah, like Clown U.
Makoto: Regina!
Regina: What? I was just saying.
Rikka: I might as well become a clown in at this state.
Sharuru: I have an idea -sharu.
Lance: What -de lance?
(at the kitchen. They finished making a huge ice cream sundae topped with sprinkles, nuts, cookie crumbles, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and cherries)
Everyone: Let's pig out!
(Everyone gobbles down the sundae in an unladylike fashion especially Aguri)
Rikka: Hey, I'm starting to feel the sting a little less.
Alice: Um, everyone, there's another problem. Rikka, you probably wanna see this.
Rikka: Huh?
(Alice shows an Ira x Rikka website on her phone called Irarikka.com filled with lewd pictures of Ira and Rikka)
Rikka: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
Fiksi PenggemarWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
