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Voice: Iona Hikawa...is the most cruel and most irrational Precure considering how she treated Hime. (thanks SoulfurGarnet for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/boos)
Iona: Hey! How dare you say that about me! I treat everyone equally with respect! That whole thing with Axia is over, done with, and put in the past.
Voice: That still doesn't excuse you from treating Hime like dirt shaming her like that. It was one of the most disgusting sights I have witnessed.
Iona: I mean sure it was all Hime's fault that Axia got lose.
Hime: (starts tearing up)
Iona: Uh oh. But she was lured into it and I kinda felt bad and we made up.
Megumi and Yuko: (tries to confort Hime)
Megumi: Don't cry Hime.
Yuko: Did the mean girl hurt you?
Iona: Excuse me?! Who are you calling a mean girl? I am a justifiable and reasoning being!
Random person: Liar!
Voice: That's not the worst bit. Iona Hikawa...is a terrible sister. She's so awful of a sibling it's no wonder Maria left to help out the other national teams. (thanks SoulfurGarnet for requesting this)
Audience: (oooh/whews)
Iona: What?! This is nonsense! I am not a terrible sister! I love her!
Maria: (looks at her in shame) Iona, you...you m-monster!
Audience: (ooohs)
Random Person: I would never want you as my sister!
Iona: But I-
Voice: Iona Hikawa...she needs to stop stealing Yuri's thing because Cure Moonlight is superior in every way (thanks SoulfurGarnet for requesting this)
Iona: Steal Yuri's thing? And who said Yuri is more superior than me?
(a huge Yuri Tsukikage fanclub then appears)
Yuri Tsukikage Fanclub: Yuri rules! Iona drools!
Iona: Just what I need. To feel a lot worse than I already am right now.
Voice: Iona Hikawa...I just got a call from Yuri. She wants her "losing a family member to the villains" plot back. (thanks SoulfurGarnet for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Iona: Hey, maybe it wasn't the most original plot but it's still good.
Erika: Copywrite Infringement!
Iona: I'm so fired.
Voice: Iona Hikawa...thinks that the producers and cast of all the Pretty Cure series are idiots.
Audience: (gasps)
Iona: What?! That's not true at all. I'm gonna be fired! You're gonna get me fired! I love the producers and the cast of Pretty Cure, they're really talented.
Random person: Boo you!
Audience: (boos)
Erika: Throw rice at her!
Yuko: (opens a rice stand) Rice for sale!
Erika: (throws down a huge stack of cash) It's worth every penny.
(people line up and buys Yuko's rice)
Random person: Start chucking the rice at this she demon!
Audience: (boos while throwing rice at Iona)
Iona: Ahhh! Hey! Come on I just washed my hair this morning. Voice, you just dishonored me! Be prepared to pay for this ASAP!
Voice: Now you know...Iona Hikawa...the most awful, cruel, and irrational sister ever who thinks that the Pretty Cure producers and cast are idiots and needs to stop trying to steal Yuri's thunder
Audiece: (pelts Iona with rice)
Iona: I won't let you get away with dishonoring me you coward! Where do you get your information? I demand to know names and sources! Anyone? Hello? Help me! I'm being pelted with rice!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
