BNHA One-Shots!

This is a joke pt 3 (much yaoi)

A/N: Don't read this if you're eating or drinking, you will choke. You have been warned.

"Get out of the way, you damn nerd!" Bakugou shouts, pushing Midoriya out of the way of one of All Might's attacks. But the force was too great as the both of them get thrown into the side of a building. "You think you can dodge my attacks?? Haaa ha ha haa ha!" All Might runs for them again, but this time Bakugou launches a stun grenade at him, causing him to fall back for a moment. He takes this time to run away with Midoriya by his side.

They run into an alleyway, stopping to take a breather. "Kacchan, I don't know if we can win this one-" Suddenly Midoriya feels Bakugou's lips on his, a heater passionate kiss ensuing. Pulling away Bakugou looks into his secret boyfriend's eyes. "Don't say shit like that, we can do this. We just have to think smart."

"W-Why would you get me all riled up in the middle of our test??? You know what kissing does to m-me..." Midoriya blushes furiously as Bakugou smirks, taking Midoriya's green locks in his hand and kissing him roughly. He pushes him against a wall, pinning his arms above his head and smashing his lips against his over and over, licking and sucking his bottom lip inbetween. 

"Stop Kacchan, we're gonna get caught-"

"What's this???"

The boys seperate quickly as All Might appears before them. Suddenly Midoriya's mouth is full of Bakugo's dick. "NOTHING OLD MAN NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE BLAST YOUR ASS AWAY." Bakugo tries to cover up the fact the Midoriya is know kneeling down in front of him with All Might behind Bakugo's back.

"I'm going to have to FIGHT YOU EITHER WAY!" All Might shouts, giving them a thumbs up.

All Might launches in and Bakugo and Midoriya seperate, Midoriya covering Bakugo's front just in time for him to hide his dick. Bakugo throws another grenade at all might, giving them some cover in the smoke as he whips his dick out again and shoves it into Midoriya's mouth, mouth fucking him quickly. As the smoke fades away, All Might launches in again and Midoriya jumps in front of Bakugo again, stroking his dick as he runs by.

"FULL COWLING!" He yells, stroking Bakugo's dick as fast as possible as he kicks all might in the face, knocking him backwards as he spits out blood. 

"RUN!" Midoriya yells, pulling Bakugo by the dick as he continues his fast strokes. They launch themselves down the alleyway, running as fast as they could until they got to another hiding spot. Midoriya gets on his knees again, wondering if they have enough time. 

-Back in the observation room-

"TODOROKI CALM DOWN YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW!!" Kirishima yells as he, Kaminari and Sero try holding Todoroki back. He was trying to blast his way out into the stadium. "I'M COMING FOR YOU MIDORIYA, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM BAKUGOU'S PENIS!" 

A/N: for these we pick a random name and subject out of a hat and are forced to write about whatever it is. Also we pass the computer back and forth every 5 minutes forced to pick up wherever the other person left off. Sorry if they're horrible but we have a good time! Leave us some suggestions on who you would want or what you would want it to be out!! Thanks for reading!!! <3