BNHA One-Shots!

This is a joke pt.4 (Spooky Edition?)

I literally have no idea what this is. I think I began writing something for Halloween then forgot about it, then finished it off and uh, anyways it's literal trash but we hope you enjoy~ ;^;

"OH MY FUCKING GOSH LOCK THE DOOR!!!" You screech, having just walked in on Kirishima and Bakugo making out. All you wanted was to grab the notes Katsuki owed you, but now you had the image of two of the hottest guys in class literally half naked and groping each other, burned into your brain for all of eternity. (No homo we STAN BakuKiri)

"KNOCK NEXT TIME SHITTY GIRL!"

Katsuki's voice fades into the distance as you run down the hall, heading straight to Ochako's room. Thinking twice this time you knock, anxiously waiting for her to open up.

"Y/n? Is everything ok- OOF!"

You shove the brunette out of the way, quickly rummaging through her drawers. She looks at you with wide eyes. "Y/n what the heck are you looking for?"

"I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME HOLY WATER STASHED YOU GODLY WOMAN!" You throw yourself at Ochako, landing on top of her pinning her to the ground. "HAND IT OVER!!!"

Ochako's face bursts into a thousand shades of red. She stares up into your wild eyes, shaking her head back and forth to rid herself of the sinful desires that plagued her mind about you. "It's, u-uh, in my top drawer-"

"KGREATTHNX!" You launch yourself off of the poor flustered girl, running to her dresser and throwing open the top drawer. You use too much force and send it flying, effectively hitting Ochako in the face and knocking her unconscious.

"OCHAKO ARE YOU OK- Oooohhhhhh!!!" You rush over to her, laying eyes on your salvation and taking it from the drawer, any concern for your friend long gone. Quickly removing the cap you dowse yourself in the holy liquid, making sure to put an ample amount in your eyes.

Sadly though, it didn't make anything better. In fact, it suddenly made everything worse. Your eyes begin to burn, like they're actually on fire.

"Y/n, what happened to Uraraka?? Wait, what's wrong with you??" Izuku suddenly walks into the room, his eyes in shock at the sight in front of him. There you sat, screaming in agony as steam begins to roll off of your body. Your eyes were blood red, fangs beginning to protrude from your pearly whites.

"Izuku Midoriya." A foul voice that didn't belong to you comes from your mouth. You turn to Izuku, a maniacal grin stretched across your face. The green haired boy nearly pees himself in fright, lunging towards the exit, but it's far too late.

"YOU WILL BE MINE FOREVER!" You pounce onto Izuku, sinking your new fangs into the soft flesh of his neck.

The green haired boy's eyes fly open despair on his face pure and utter shock deep in his bones. He tries to pry you off of him but your brute strength outweighs his. You begin draining him of his blood, his already pale face getting whiter by the second. 

WHAM

You feel something hard and heavy hit you in the back of the head, a sting residing where a large bump was forming. Turning your attention to whatever the fuck just hit you, you see a bashed and bloodied Uraraka holding a 4ft wooden cross that now had your blood on the end of it.  "The cross will stop you, demon! Now get off of my DEKU!"

You grin sadistically, wiping Izuku's blood from your mouth and twisting your body towards the frightened girl. You grab Izuku's limp body, throwing him at her as they go flying into the wall. "THAT ONLY WORKS ON WEAKLINGS!"

With that you rush out of the room, now on the hunt for what initially made you go looking for the holy water that turned you demon in the first place. Using your new found powers you phase through a door, entering Katsuki's room again. This time the boys were getting dressed, both surprised at you seeing come through the door.

"(y/n)??? What the fuck-" Before Katsuki could finish his sentence you lunge at him aiming to rip open his throat, but suddenly you smack into what feels like a freaking boulder. 

"STOP (Y/N), DON'T HURT HIM!" Kirishima yells as he stops your advancement. You cock an eyebrow. "Listen, I'm part of the church of satan! We can convert him together-"

"What the fuck? I'm not into that crazy shit!" You shout, freaking out and running out of the room. You run straight into what you thought was your room, but in fact you actually find a dual haired boy laying in what was definitely NOT your bed, reading a book titled "How To Make Friends 101" He stares up at you, tilting his head to the side.

"Is it that time of the month, (y/n)?"

Suddenly the door swings open, an angry looking Iida running in at top speed. "I FEEL THE PRESENCE OF A DEMON! YOU, THERE!" He points towards you, a bible in one hand and a bucket that was labeled "The Holiest Of Waters" in his other. You turn your body towards him, hissing at the blue haired boy in front of you.

"How dare you hurt my friends! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" With that Iida throws the bucket of water on you, drenching you in what smelled like piss and rotten tomatoes. You screech in pain, steam rolling off of you as you return back to your normal state and passing out at the same time.

"There, that should take care of it. Now what to do with the body..." Iida glances over at Todoroki who hasn't moved an inch the whole time. Suddenly he gets up from his bed, pushing Iida out with a small smile on his face. Tiny horn begin to protrude from the top of his head, little fangs creeping out from his smile.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of her... Hehehe..."