Hidekane one shots

Texting

(A/N: This is set at 10:30.)

Hide: Kaneki whatcha doing?

Kaneki: I was falling asleep when texted me. Do you need something?

Hide: If you were my pinky toe I would dang you in very piece of furniture in your apartment~

Kaneki: Are you seriously telling me some of your pick up lines?

Hide: I grind so well they call me coffee~

Kaneki: Hide I swear.

Hide: Did you sit on a pail of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet ass~

Kaneki: I have work tomorrow.

Hide: If you were my homework I would do you all night~

Kaneki: I'm going to bed. Good night. Love you.

Hide: Do you have a band aid? Because I scarped my knee falling for you~

Hide: Kaneki you there?

Hide: Kaneki?

Hide: Did you fall asleep?

Hide: Ken?

Hide: God damn it.

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