Lust and Love

If JLo had to comment on this book

A/N: So my best cousin
(best friend + cousin), "reviewed" this book and told me straight to the face afterwards that I'm such a BAD WRITER hahahaha (at least not the worst😂)

She said that if ever JLo has a chance to read this book, she would surely laugh hard (but not in a funny way, more like in a rude way) at my face and may even "scold" me for making up stories about her that is written in a "very poor" and horrible way. (ouch)

Actually this bestfriend of mine reminds me of LEAH REMINI. Tho sometimes I'm the "Leah Remini" in our friendship too. I can't explain..

So I got inspired of what my best cousin said and thought of writing something about it before this book ends. Cause sadly, due to too many reasons, this book will be finished in just few more chapters😢.

But before we'll get to the not-really-the-best ending, let's have some little "intermission" chapters.

I asked my cousin to write this part, as if she is JLo. 😂

Here it is..

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Jennifer Lopez after reading
Lust and Love :

Oh my God, what is this?! (laughs) What has come to the author's mind? Oh God.. (laughs) Okay, first thing is, I don't know that there are fans who write fan fiction about me and something like this. I've never been to this site before. And this one is just.. it's too funny.. Too wrong in so many ways. (laughs) I mean, I'm not saying it is bad or something but it's just.. I don't know. I can't find the words!

Okay, first things first, I have a boyfriend. Everyone knows I'm with Alex (I love you macho!) and I'm very happy with our relationship, we're just enjoying each other's company and we're doing great in our lives. Why.. Why am I cheating on him on this book? (laughs) This is following the current timeline, right? So basically this is "happening" now. This story takes place same as now.

Why am I cheating here? (laughs) And it has to be with a much younger guy.. I am sooo done  with  younger guys, silly.. Anyway, just why? Hahahaha and it has to be my co-star Ryan Guzman. Oh I love Ryan. He's an amazing person to work with and is extremely a gentleman, everyone knows that.. I'd love to hook up with him, just kidding! Ryan is a real friend of mine, I love him so much. I mean, he's like a little brother to me, my baby, and that's all. I'd love to work with him again. I appreciate the fans who loved our tandem in The Boy Next Door.. I noticed people have been shipping me to Ryan.. "Ryannifer" was it? Like Bennifer or something.. (laughs)

And I noticed that I'm portrayed in stories, or more particularly on this story, like a sex addict or something similar to that. (laughs harder) Someone who gives everything up just to have that night with Ryan or any other leading man. Someone who doesn't care about what happens afterwards or who will be affected, as long as I enjoy sleeping with someone else which is really illegal for me to do. I mean, am I really that hungry or desperate?

I have so many things to say about fan fictions about me, or this book in particular. But specifically, I'd like to point out certain parts where Leah Remini is involved. I noticed that some people tend to think that there's going on between us like what the.. (laughs) Like one of us is a lesbian. Look, I don't have problems with lesbians, but you know, Leah a is very dear friend to me. She's almost my sister and we can really get along about a lot of stuffs. But if you'd ask me if I would hook up with her in real life, I guess it would be a no. We're both straight, so, no thanks. (grins)

And I don't think Beau would approve (hahaha notice the reference). And yeah Beau. He seems to be the bad guy here haha. He's the villain. The main reason of the conflict. I mean, he's not that bad or psycho in real life. Just a little, maybe! (laughs) And for fuck's sake why is he with Leah?! And he impregnated her oh my god.. That is really ridiculous. I mean.. Leah is happily married! She's celebrating 4 years of marriage with her husband this year. Why in the world would she end up with MY ex (laughs). Anyway it's the author's creative imagination. This whole thing depends on her.

This story in general is somehow true to life. The part where I've been doing so many things at the same time. It's so tough to be a mom, a lover, and working and being in the position of people like me. The part where I'm so busy, I've been portrayed as a really busy person with a very hectic schedule, well it's somehow true. The life lessons that the author is trying to convey.. And you know, some of the parts were convincing. I can't point out an example but really, there's lot of convincing scenarios in the story cause like I said a while ago, the setting of the book is "now", people who don't know much about me or the real things I've been up to, would really believe in the things written here. The author used some facts and the real things that are really happening and somehow also injected some fictitious events. You know what I mean. Like, they'll probably believe in the things they've read here. Please don't!

The whole book is not.. not that bad though. I just wish I was more conservative hahahahaha or at least not so slutty on the book cause based on what I read, I seem to be so addicted to get fucked just to feel loved. Well, they title says it all, lust and love.

Anyway, at least now I know that some of my JLovers loves to write and makeup stories about me. I love it that they're inspired to publish online books about me and a leading man. And oh, mostly having smut chapters (laughs). That can't really be avoided.

Anyway.. I just hope that all readers understand that this is a piece of work written by the author fictitiously and just for fun. For fun, right? I guess some fans just really love to make fun of their idols too sometimes.. None of them happened in real life. Or did they? Haha it's up to you to think about that!😉

Aaand anyway!! Love you all my JLover babies! I can't thank you enough for always being there, always supporting me. Even in random stories and fan fictions written by some JLover, too.. Ooh I feel the love. You are all highly appreciated. And to the author of this, you're not that bad, baby. Keep on writing and do what makes you happy😘

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A/N: Tadaaa it's done! Thank you JLo! Or should I say, thank you to my cousin for making this one. But I don't think you "channeled" JLo that well 😂 I don't think she speaks exactly like that lol, but it's fine.  I can't even channel her when I write chapters in her POV either. I don't know how she thinks 😁 of course no one knows.
I'm not posting Chapter 49 yet so hang on tight, kay? Don't forget to comment what can you say about this nonsense intermission chapter.