Simon's POV
"Oh Simooonnn" Josh sings happily.
I get out of my bed and go over to where his voice was coming from, of course the bathroom.
"Yesy Joshy?" I smile at him. "I was gonna take a shower, but i realized i already took mine yesterday." He said, running his fingers through his shiny hair.
"I already ran a shower, so did you wanna take one?" He offers, pointing to the running water behind him.
"Sure" I laugh softly, "thank you lovelllyyy" I continue.
He walks out the door calmly and shuts it behind him.
Little did i know that my 'body wash' actually had hair remover in it.
-Time Skip-
It's around 6am, which is an hour before i normally get up.
Josh had pulled a prank on me the other day and i needed a way to get him back.
I thought of the perfect plan, instead of having the sugar in the shaker, I'm going to fill it with salt.
I know how much sugar Josh loves putting in his coffee, so this will be so good.
I slowly and quietly switch up the sugar and salt but making sure i put the sugar in my coffee first.
I really hope I'll get josh back with this prank, i know he's a lot stronger then me so it's really hard to do anything else to him.
I hear light footsteps coming down the stairs, signaling someone is awake.
A sleepy Josh makes his way into the kitchen and pours some brewed coffee into his favorite mug, of course the one i got him for his birthday.
"mornin darling" Josh says, morning voice very prevalent. "Mornin Joshy" I smile at him.
Josh then proceeds to pick up the 'sugar' shaker, dumping a ton of what he thinks is sugar into his fresh coffee.
I watch him closely, seeing his reaction to the salt he had just poured in his coffee.
Much to my surprise, he stares me straight in the eyes, gulping down his whole mug of salty coffee.
My jaw drops, shocked that he is actually drinking his coffee without skipping a beat.
"You tried, Si." He shrugged, sitting down next to me after he finished his horrible coffee. "How...What.. Why did you finish that??" I ask, very confused.
"Well, i knew it was a prank after what i did to you, so of course i can't let you win" He smiles, kissing my cheek.
I pout, knowing i can't win against him.
"Naw Simon, com'ere" He says, holding his arms out for me to snuggle up in, which is exactly what i do.
