Dear Diary
Today had to be all about Kermit cat, didn't it! I was forced to go to the pet store to buy new stuff for the cat. Also Kermit has done something to his paw, I don't know what so don't ask me, but he's been attention seeking all day. He went to the vets and now he has a bandage on his paw. We bought him a new cat bed and Aunty Melina let me buy him a blue bow for his collar. A few weeks ago Mama Brianna bought Kermit a scratching post which annoys the hell out of me. I'll be woken up to the sound of our dumb cat attacking that post. That's probably why he has a bad paw. Kermit, that's nasty! Aunty Melina is making me carry Kermit around in a blanket because Kermit refuses to walk on his hurt paw. Why can't you do it Aunty Melina? Oh wait, I forgot, your pet is your hoover. It's Grandma Deaky's turn to look after Kermit for a few hours whilst I do some homework.
P.S Kermit keeps looking at me, tell him to stop
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