Mia Anderson

Part 38

Oh my god. These past couple of weeks has been kind of hectic. On top of glee. I was drag into and annoying little assignment with Mercedes, Tina, Brittany, Santana and Sugar. They were standing near my locker and I was getting my stuff. I even said to Santana that it wasn't funny. I got called 'Ditzy Snow White'. I am so confused by that nickname. We found out that Beiste was hit by that weird husband of hers. Oh and the worst and scariest part. Kurt and Rachel had their NYADA audition. Kurt was amazing. His performance was great. Then there was Rachel. She choked on her audition. It was so stressful to watch. I felt so bad for her. A good thing though, I have gotten really close to Sam. He is like an older brother even though we are the same age. Anyway, I was in my geography class and an announcement went up over the speakers.

(Sue) "Good morning, McKinley High! First of all, to those of you thoughtful enough to leave maternity gifts outside my office, both I and my unborn child thank you for your lackluster Cracker Barrel meat-and-cheese medleys, and I'm sure that my trash can will find them delicious. Now it's time to announce this year's Senior Prom Court nominees. Your choices for Prom King are... Rick "The Stick" Nelson. President Brittany S. Pierce. And also, Finn Hudson. And now on to the category we all really care about: Prom Queen."

(Becky) "Becky for Prom Queen 2012!"

(Sue) "Missy Gunderson. Santana Lopez. And Quinn Fabray. Congratulations to all our nominees... Becky, Becky, Becky! That's an antique!"

(Becky) "I was robbed, Coach!"

Ummm... I wish I could tell you what happened but honestly, I have no idea what happened.

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Glee Club time! I sat next to Blaine and Santana.

(Mr. Shue) "Okay! A big congrats to all our prom nominees! But, hey, listen up. We are all winners, because Principal Figgins asked New Directions to sing again this year!"

We all cheered. Now what am I gonna sing...

(Mr. Shue) "Brittany has an announcement."

(Brittany) "Hello, my fellow Americans. The theme for this year's prom will be... "Dinosaurs.""

(Santana) "Sheer genius."

(Brittany) "Thanks. I was inspired by the new girl Joe, who reminds me of a cavewoman."

Wait what...?

(Brittany) "The refreshments will be berries, meat and rainwater. As you are no doubt aware, the U.S. elections are riddled with corruption. Therefore, to keep the prom elections completely aboveboard I have appointed Santana and Quinn to count the ballots."

(Kurt) "What? That makes no sense!"

(Santana) "Shut it, Richard Simmons. Yes, Quinn's my homegirl, but I don't trust her and you know she doesn't trust me."

(Quinn) "We'll keep each other honest."

(Mia) "You know, It's actually not a bad idea."

(Brittany) "And last but not least, all hair gel has been banned from the prom."

I look over at Blaine. I have hardly seen him without hair gel and I am his twin.

(Blaine) "Right."

(Blaine) "I'm actually not joking. Hair gel was not invented until almost 30 million years after the Upper Paleolithic Stone Age. And frankly, I don't like the way you look. Therefore, anyone who shows up to prom wearing hair gel will be turned away at the door. I hereby decree this to be the best prom ever."

I just laugh slightly looking at Blaine and he just hits my lightly on the arm which I return with a fake hurt look on my face.

(Mr. Shue) "Okay. Let's start thinking of... dinosaur songs."