Mia Anderson

Part 66

My spot at Princeton has been given away to someone else. I didn't get into NYADA. have no schools to go to in the future and now glee club is ending. I haven't told anyone about not getting accepted to anywhere yet. Anyway, there has been one hundred glee club lessons. Wow. Past and present glee club members were here and it was awesome to see everyone. Santana, Quinn, Brit, Puck. It is great. Just horrible circumstances.

(Mr Shue) "100 lessons."

(Puck) "Hey, can I get Finn's plaque when we clear this place out?"

(Mr Shue) "No, the plaque stays here. Lillian and Finn belong here at McKinley. It means so much to me that so many of you came back on such short notice to celebrate the past few years. To sit in this room one last time and sing. Your assignment is to sing one of the songs we sang in here, but reinvented in some way. Way back in the old days when I started the glee club, I would give an assignment, and then I would... I would give a little demonstration of what I was looking for."

We all begin to cheer a bit for Mr Shue.

(Santana) "See, you all cheer now, but just wait till he starts rapping."

(Mr Shue) "Okay, no hip-hop today, Santana. However, I have asked a very special person to come join me. And it seemed appropriate since her contributions helped save the glee club, or at least the auditorium way back when. Please welcome, all the way from Broadway, Miss April Rhodes!"

We all begin to cheer for her. Blaine and I along with all the newer ones not so much since we don't know her.

(April) "Hey, y'all!"

We started getting some sparkling cider and plastic champagne glass and huddle around the piano while April tells us a story.

(April) "So, Mr. Moneybags says to me, he says, "April Rhodes, you sing like an angel and make love like a tiger. But the old ball and chain's got your number. So I'm afraid I gots to set you loose." So, you know what he did? He bought me an island! That's right. I own my own island in the Caribbean called Santa Abrilrodeo. It's not war-torn or filled with landslides or got destitute locals in it. Just me and my manservant Kadeem. With long, sensuous nights full of home-brewed poi and intimate massage..."

(Mr Shue) "Okay, thank you, April, for that... wonderful lesson in female empowerment."

(April) "Amen!"

(Artie) "Amen, but... why are we all holding these plastic champagne flutes?"

(April) "'Cause we are about to pop the cork with some bubbly. But don't worry, this Spumante is virgin. Probably like you will be for a long time. Anyways... Will and I want you to raise your glass to celebrate the glee club by singing hands down the best song New Directions! ever did."

(Blaine) "Wait a second, the New Directions! never sang "Raise Your Glass." The Warblers did that."

I then slightly put my hand up.

(Mia) "Yeah I sang that song."

I slowly put my hand back down while April turned to face Blaine and I.

(April) "I was wondering why it didn't annoy me every time I heard it in my head. I always have had a soft spot in my heart for you prep school boys."

(Blaine) "Well..."

(April) "Honk!"

April actually honk Blaine on the nose.

(April) "You Missy must have had a lot of fun with all those boys if you know what I mean."

(Mia) "Oh my god..."