Mia Anderson

Part 46

Sometimes I love Blaine, sometimes I am really annoyed at him. Like right now. He dragged me into this stupid superhero club and somehow I am now Vice-President. He says that he needs help getting over Kurt and I need to be here to keep him sane. What a lame excuse. Now I have to wear this dumb costume at school. I even have to sit at the front of the room with him. Come on! My costume was a white blouse, a shiny gold belt, silver skirt, black and gold boots with a fake diamond tiara.

(Blaine) "The Secret Society of Superheroes Club is now in session. It is the purpose of this club to fight injustice, to right all that which is wrong, and to preserve truth, justice and peace in the halls of McKinley High. First order of business... roll call."

Blaine turns to face me.

(Blaine) "Go."

(Mia) "Princess HBIC here. My superpower is that I can get anyone to do whatever I want and I am a good distraction."

(Blaine) (whispering) "Seriously?"

(Mia) (whispering) "Shut up."

(Tina) "Asian Persuasion here. My superpower is being the mistress of manipulation.

(Sam) (accent) "Blond Chameleon here. My superpower is I can impersonate anybody. George W. Bush, heh."

What....?

(Joe) "Tarantula Head here. My superpower is lashing you with my dreads."

(Sugar) "Sweet 'n' Spicy, here. My superpower is money."

Of course it is...

(Blaine) "Mia."

Blaine turns to look at me and I realise it is my turn to say something.

(Mia) "Oh right um. Second order of business... inducting new members into our ever-swelling ranks. Candidates, come forth."

A few people walk into the room in costume. How does this club actually have members.

(Artie) Excited to be here, Mia."

(Blaine) "First of all, there are no civilian identities in here, okay?"

(Mia) "Yeah what he said."

(Blaine) "I am Nightbird the Nocturnal Avenger and that is Princess HBIC."

Nightbird the Nocturnal Avenger....?

(Blaine) "And second of all, I really hope you're not trying to pass yourself off as a certain telepathic leader of a certain group of superhuman mutants because that would be a copyright violation."

(Mia) "Yeah what he said... again..."

(Artie) "Uh, I'm Dr. Y and my superpower is wheelies?"

(Blaine) "Welcome, Dr. Y. Next."

(Becky) "I'm Queen Bee and I can sting like a bitch. (buzzes)"

(Blaine) "Welcome, Queen Bee. Next."

(Brittany) "I'm the Human Brain."

Hmm...

(Blaine) "Welcome, Human Brain."

A phone then goes off and Blaine has a look.

(Blaine) "What's this?"

Blaine looks to me like a more excited and crazier version of Batman saw that someone did that Bat signal thing.

(Blaine) "A text just came through on my NightPhone."

We look at the phone together and I read it confused.