"Evan." Jare said to Evan who is currently saying a hundred sorrys a minute and won't calm down.
"Evan." Jared said a bit more sternly when Evan wouldn't listen.
"I'msorryimsorryinsorryimsorry-"
"Evan!"
Evan suddenly stopped apologizing and stared at Jared with almost wide eyes. It was pretty rare for Jared to yell at Evan, of course it wasn't meant in a harmful way but it still scared him.
"..." Evan couldn't seem to speak despite saying a hundred words a minute the minute before.
"It's okay, I'm sure you didn't mean it. You're too innocent to fully understand anyway." See, Evan "accidentally" said a very… unholy phrase, not fully knowing what it meant. He only heard one of Jared's friends say it once and thought it was a cool saying.
"I just-just thought t-that it meant s-something else…"
"And what would that be, Hansen?" Jared asked with a smirk on his face as he raised one of his brows.
"U-uhm, I, uh, i-i, it, I uhm-"
"Jeez Ev, calm down. It was a joke."
"But, I t-thought?-"
"I said. Don't worry about it."
Okay, okay, before I continue, I will tell you the certain phrase he said. Evan was playing a racing game with Jared a few minutes before. They were sitting next to each other on Jared's bed, until Evan decided to try smack talk to see if he could win. It was all fun and games until he said "Shut your pie whole and take it then shove it in your butt" because there's no way Evan could curse.
Evan soon realized what he said and Jared being Jared took it the wrong way and immediately started getting flustered. Which brings us to now, Evan still apologizing while Jared repeatedly tells him it's okay.
You might want to know why Jared got all flustered? No you don't, you've probably read multiple kleinsen stuff before, you know what's going on. I seriously can't do a story without breaking the fourth wall can I?
Jared and Evan were both in love with one another but neither of them knew it. Of course each of them casually gave off hints every once and awhile, but for being friends as long as they have, misunderstandings happen. Jared gave Evan a new plant once, so in return Evan bought him new bath bombs with different scents. Obvious right? No, Evan thought he was being nice and Jared thought he was just paying him back because he would feel guilty if he didnt. Why would he? Because that's what friends do, right?
Jared's POV
Well this is awkward. Evan had just said one of the dirtiest things he might ever say and he doesn't even know it. Honestly it's adorable how innocent Evan is. I make dirty jokes all the time but this, I'm surprised. Way to go Evan, finally "putting himself out there", well obviously not but it's close enough. I have an idea. I'll just play along and see how far this goes.
"Who would be doing the shoving, Ev?" I asked as I looked over at him, with the same smug face as before.
"I would, obviously, I'm the one who is winning." He said without looking away from the screen. He looks so serious but still manages a smile, he has no idea what he's talking about.
"You would, wouldn't you?" I asked looking back at the game, trying not to burst out laughing.
"Duh, I like the feeling."
Shit. That's new. I did not expect that. It took me a second to get unfazed from the sudden remark. "W-what kind of feeling?" I actually stuttered, damn, didn't know I could do that. I shouldn't be but I'm hoping for a specific response.
"You-"
I instantly dropped my controller and just stared wide eyed at him. That. That was it. That is the exact response I secretly wanted. I could feel the heat spread over my cheeks. "What?!" If I had a drink I would've spit it out of my mouth.
Evan's POV
"I, I-I uhm, I uh, I d-didn't mean it like t-that, see I was, I was uh, so focused on the g-game I forgot to f-finish." That was partly a lie, okay yes I was focused on the game, but only half way. I was mainly focused on Jared. It might sound weird, but that certain smug face he makes, really makes me all… different. And I love that feeling. I wonder if he feels it too.
But now I have to clear up this 'misunderstanding'. "I-I meant 'you losing', s-see, I meant losing." Great. What a comeback. I let out a shy laugh, I was nervous as tree right now.
"Oh." Wait, he looks kind of, sad. Disappointed, maybe. I did that. That, that means he… holy shrub he might-
"Well Jared, is there another feeling you were expecting?" I didn't stutter once, I actually felt confident for once. I paused the game and looked at him right in the eyes. With a small smirk on my face.
I just realized I want to keep waiting POV's everytime someone talks so
Nobody's POV
Jared couldn't believe Evan's confidence. This was a whole new thing, the only time he was like this, was when he knew more about a cherry blossom tree than a nature study person did (I don't remember what it's called). But that was such a long time ago, "what made him do it again?" Was all Jared could think.
"N-no, nope, definitely not."
"That's what I thought-"
"Actually, yeah, there is.." Jared said with the same amount of sass and the same smirk on his face. Jared didn't actually think he could say that straight to Evan's face. Let's hope he doesn't screw it up.
"A-and what would that be." Evan desperately tried to keep his confident persona he was playing.
"You."
Suddenly, Evan didn't even need to try anymore. Just from Jared's last reply, he knew they both wanted the same thing. "Looks like we both can get what we want then, Kleinmen." This one of the first times Evan has ever said Jared's last name, especially in that kind of tone. This alone just shocked Jared, and immediately made him think (you know exactly what I'm talking about).
"Great." Evan said in a low voice, gave Jared one last smirk, and pinned him up against the nearest wall. Seriously, no one knew why, but it was just an instinct that Evan had. It was driving him crazy, holding it back the whole time. So when he could finally release it, he went wild.
Jared was breathing heavily, but not in a scared way. Not a chance, he couldn't be happier at the moment. After a few seconds of looking into each other's eyes, with Jared's hands pinned above his head, Evan made the first move. He kissed him. Rough. He finally knew what he wanted and it just so happened to be Jared. Neither of them could hold back much further.
Jared kissed back with the same amount of the same feeling, hunger. After that suggestive talk they had, they were both thinking the same thing. Evan placed his unoccupied and put it on Jared's waist, keeping him in place. If he would potentially embarrass himself later on, he might as well make it worth it.
Soon enough, Evan let go of Jared's hands that instantly went around Evan's neck. He used his now free hand on the other side of Jared's waist. Slowly starting to grind on one another. All while still keeping the kiss going, no one wanted it to stop.
Aaaand done! Another story done. Sorry about the ending, I'm not sure about writing any actual smut. But if some people actually want that, then just request it or some shit. Byeee
