I made Jared drunk, now it's Evans turn. Hope you enjoyed and this will be a two part one shot.
It's good to be back :3
My day was just- ughhh. Usually I don't mind the human race but people these days are just... shit! I would say 'excuse my french' but I can't take French so... I'm not sorry. Sorry that was rude- ughhhh see what I mean! Why am I constantly afraid of making others upset? It's like I'm responsible for their moods half the time, just always apologizing to avoid any conflict at all. If I don't, then I'm stuck hiding my negative emotions from people because their stuck up personalities believe everyone is just faking it for attention. THEN, the ones who don't are people pleasers and can't think on their own- am I the only one upset by this?!
I can't be, I really can't. I would usually buy a new plant when I'm stressed but I fricking lost my wallet and forgot my pin to my bank account so I have to talk to my banker- it's just not worth it. So my other option is usually hanging out with Jared because of his stupid corny jokes... that are surprisingly funnier than I originally thought. The thing is, he's always busy. He got a new job as a tech guy or something and he's really good at it so his boss promoted him. Now I see him less than I already did. Don't get me wrong, I'm proud of him. He found his thing, that's a great thing to discover. But he's always tired and stressed, I get worried.
As much as I would love to talk about Jared's life, I got my own problems to worry about. I need something to de-stress, I guess. What would even work for me? I've never done anything... that's a good thing with having no friends and being a complete outcast, no peer pressure. (I already want to take a break and watch YouTube).
Maybe I should look it up? Ways to de-stress.
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Well. The first result is "10 quick ways to de-stress", sounds good. Okay google, I'm not doing meditation. Screw off. Next result, "5 ways to de-stress and help your heart." My heart is just fine! Next. Nu-uh. Next. Unreliable. Next. I don't trust anything with 'institution' after it. Ughhhh nothing is workinggggg-
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Hm. That's new. A cocktail? I don't see how that would help, I'll search it up then. "Alcohol can facilitate the action of GABA, and this may partly explain why a drink at the end of a frantic day can calm anxious thoughts"... it's not the end of the day though. I wonder if it would still work the same. Jared's tried all sorts of alcoholic beverages, maybe he knows better than the internet- oh. Right. He's probably busy. Eh he can waste two minutes on my random questions, it's payback for earlier. He took my chocolate milk.
He doesn't pick up on the first right which- is expected, he's busy and he waits to see if the person really meant to call him by sticking around. It's like the third ring or something when it finally clicks. He did answer!
"What's up?" I love his voice, it's so... uhh, not soft but not like- it's soothing but in a weirder way than most- I'm going to stop talking to myself and actually answer him.
"Does alcohol really calm anxious thoughts?" If anyone would know it would be Jared- other than the internet but nobody trusts them. I trust Jared though, and I'm sure he's had a cocktail before, he's a reliable source.
"Hello to you too, uh say that again?" There's a small chuckle at the end of his sentence, I knew I was funny! This dick said I wasn't- in a joking way of course! Normally repeating myself makes me anxious because I start to have second thoughts on what I said but it's Jared so I'm fine.
"Does alcohol really calm anxious thoughts?" I speak a bit louder and a bit less rushed, in case our service is a bit slow and he didn't hear me clearly the first time. Or he's just messing with me as always.
"Uhhh, why do you want to know?" Damnit, I was worried he would ask that. Now I have to tell him the whole story but I don't want to waste his time. Technically he did ask the question, so he is prepared if it's not short. I'll make it short anyway, most of the information isn't necessary anyway.
"I had a bad day so I want some to see if it actually calms down anxious thoughts- how many times am I going to say that?" I mostly ask myself but unfortunately, if you may have forgotten, I'm on the phone so of course he heard it. He laughs again and makes my heart jump. We'll talk about that later.
"Uh-huh, that's the only reason?" No.
"Yeah." Liar.
"Depends on the alcohol level (I'm not a scientist so I don't know), just come over and we can talk more about it in person. Phones are stupid." If they were stupid I couldn't talk to you at 3am when you're too GOD DAMN LAZY to get out of bed. Of course I would never say that out loud... on the phone.
"You're not too busy?"
"If I was busy, I wouldn't have invited you over. Now get your butt over here." He hangs up. Rude. But I don't know when to come over, or what to wear- should I bring something? I don't know why I would but it's still a question. This is why you don't hang up on me. Guess I'm going to Jared's.
What could go wrong?
