"Who the FRICKITY FUCK ate my sandwich?!"
"Jared, please calm down."
"No, fuck you."
"I'm not accepting any offers right now!"
"Wha- that doesn't-" then he starts laughing crazy.
Let me explain. We're at Alana's house, and she has a few people over for a study group thing. Jared put his sandwich in the fridge a while ago and now it's gone. He likes his sandwiches almost as much as he loves his bath bombs.
"Are you okay now?"
"Yeah, I'm calmed down," his laughter dies down, "I still want a sandwich though."
"Okay. Fine. I'll get you a sandwich. As long as you don't rob it again because for like 10 minutes you scared the shit out of me until I realized it was you."
"Hey, I don't make the rules. I follow the directions from my boss and I get paid. That's it."
"Yeah yeah, I get it." As I'm done talking, Alana walks into the kitchen.
"What's with all the noise?"
"Somebody was wondering where their sandwich went."
"Oh yeah, my bad. My friend ate it without asking whose it was. Sorry about that." She does a nervous laugh like I always do.
"You bitch! Who was it?!" Jared starts yelling, again.
"I can buy you a new one! I don't need another dead body on the floor!" Oh yeah, she knows about Jared.
"Relax, we already discussed I'm buying him another." I pop in before anything goes down.
"Good. That's all I'm in the mood for." Jared says, I can tell he's still annoyed.
"I thought you just wanted to fu-"
"Shushhhh. We do not speak of that." Jared puts a hand over my mouth.
"Weirdo." Alana says as she leaves the kitchen.
"Why didn't you let me finish?" I ask while trying to hold back my laughter.
"Alana does not need to know that. Now go and get me a sandwich before I put you on my kill list."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh but I would, sweet Evan. Try me bitch."
"Language!"
"Didn't you say 'shit' not too long ago?"
"Shit, is not a bad word. It's just a bunch of crap," I pause for a second then whisper, "like you." Then I run.
"Oh you're getting it now!" Jared yells as he basically chases me around the house. We pass the study group in the dining room, get a few confused faces. We pass the living room, I use a chair as a mini barrier, he easily passes it. We're climbing on all the furniture. When we jump off, Jared slips on the carpet. Stoopid.
He scrambles to get back up. I almost run right into a table. For a few more minutes, we're just like crazy monkeys.
We end up at the steps, I get about halfway when he grabs my foot and makes me fall (not too harsh because we all know Jared loves Evan >:3). He also trips as well because he clumsy, and basically falls onto me. But he puts his hands out before he crashes.
We're both laughing like crazy, gasping for air. For a few seconds it's just two goofballs (secretly in love but also not secretly) without a care in the world.
As our laughter starts to fade, I finally look back at Jared. We're basically face to face, only a few inches apart. It's been awhile since we've been this close.
Our breathing starts to become more steady. I'm looking up at him, and he's looking down at me. All I can see are his eyes, they're actually really pretty. I just zone out, staring into his eyes.
The moment gets ruined when his glasses fall onto my face. Great.
"Ow." I scrunch my nose and close my eyes.
"Hehe, karma bitch."
"Birch*."
I find it cute when Evan and Jared fight, come at me.
It doesn't have much to do with killing but I wanted to add in Alana every once and a while.
Hope you enjoyed it :3
Should I add in some BMC crossovers? I kind of want to add in Michael and Jeremy.
