Evan: hey, uh... so um, *looks at flash cards* did- did you fall out of heaven because um *drops flash cards* crap dammit oh god fuck I'm so sorry, you're just- just so pretty I'm so sorry-
Jared: drop more than just the cards next time (winks)
Evan: (blushes furiously) (picks up cards) I um- *looks through the cards desperately* I don't... have a card for... this
(Jared and Evan buying a house together but getting surprised by the amount of work that still has to be done. Good thing they can work well together... right?"
Evan: just pound the nail into the wall
Jared: I'll pound you against the wall
Evan: Dammit Jared- (sorry I had to, it's from my last shitpost)
Jared: *struggling to reach something on the top shelf*
Evan: do you want me to get if for you?
Jared: *gasps* how DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Evan: *laughs* okay then
Jared: (moments later) *defeated sigh* help meeee
Jared: *refusing to get out of bed*
Evan: just get up! It's not that hard!
Jared: No I'm hibernating!
Evan: what?! It's not that cold out- and you're not an animal!
Jared: I can be what I want to be!!
Evan: just get out of bed!
Jared: no!
Evan: ugh... that's it *picks up Jared bridal style*
Jared: PUT ME DOWN!!!
Evan: no.
