"Let's get down to business."
"To defeat! The Huns!~"
"Dammit Jared-"
"I would like to order a Mc-"
"Dick!"
"Dammit Jared!"
"'No, I told you to get those orders done by Thursday at 2pm... we'll I don't care what Sherri thinks!... just get them in soon.' Fuck me-"
"I wasn't exactly in the mood but if you are-"
"Dammit Jared!"
"Now do you see what I'm talking about?!" I yell at Jared, having to remind him of every time he decided to be an annoying prick.
"Oh yeah, I did do that." He laughs.
"I swear to god-"
"What does God have to do with any of this?"
"God fucking Dammit Jared!- just get out."
"But-"
"Out!"
"Fine. And I'm taking the kids with me-"
"We don't have kids!"
"Not yet~"
"... I don't care anymore."
I thought this was funny and I came up with it in like 5 seconds, hope you enjoyed
