Person: Niall's a virgin.
Me: I can change that.
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
Virgin or not?
Person: Niall's a virgin.
Me: I can change that.