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Would you rather?

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Would you rather

Eat a plate full of maggots
Or

Eat 4 plates full of crickets

Would you rather

Be really hairy
Or

Completely bald?

Would you rather

Be 4'5"
Or

7'7"?

Would you rather

Be blind
Or

deaf?

Would you rather

Be tall and fat
Or

short and well built?

Would you rather

eat healthy
Or

exercise

regularly?

Would you rather

be super strong
Or

super fast?

Would you rather

lose half your hair
Or

lose half your hearing?

Would you rather

look weak and actually be strong
Or

look strong and actually be weak?

Would you rather

have a third eye
Or

a third arm?

Would you rather

be as wide as you are tall,
Or

as tall as you are wide?

Would you rather

be poor and work at a job you love
Or

be rich and work at a job you hate?

Would you rather

be rich and ugly
Or

poor and good looking?

Would you rather be rich
Or

be poor and find true love?

Would you rather

work really hard at an interesting job
Or

slack off at a boring job?

Would you rather take a guaranteed $100,000
Or

a 50/50 chance at $1,000,000?

Would you rather

be in constant pain
Or

have a constant itch?

Would you rather be blind
Or

not be able to talk for the rest of your life?

Would you rather

go through life unable to answer any questions
Or

unable to ask any questions?

Would you rather

have no sense of smell
Or

smell everything near you as though it were right in front of your nose?

Would you rather

only be able to whisper
Or

only be able to shout everything?

Would you rather

never touch another human again
Or

never touch a computer powered device again?

Would you rather

be homeless
Or

live without family and friends?

Would you rather

go without the internet
Or

a car for a month?

Would you rather

have to sit all day
Or

stand all day?

Would you rather

go to jail for a year
Or

live in your car for a year?

Would you rather

not be able to use your hands
Or

not be able to walk?

Would you rather

be a parent
Or

a child?

Would you rather

dump someone else
Or

be the person getting dumped?

Would you rather

be stuck in a house with someone you hate
Or

be stuck in a house alone?

Would you rather

be a genius in a world of morons,
Or

a moron in a world of geniuses?

Would you rather

be ugly and marry a good looking person
Or

be good looking and marry an ugly person?

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