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Funny advice from little children 5

My shout outs are for highashoran, holytvd, hopechapman12, JMHollywood and KenHonrek.

Comments from little children on kissing...

When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour.

You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough money to buy her a big ring and her own dvd player, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.

Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.

You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.

If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission.

I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses.

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do.

(on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!

Comments from little kids on beauty...

If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.

Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.

It isn't always how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

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