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Funny, Cute and Crazy pick up lines 2

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Funny

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Cute

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? 

Your eyes match your blouse perfectly. 

If you're here, who's running heaven? 

Your presence makes me feel cuddly.

Where do you hide your halo?

Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute

Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!

You must be Halle Berry’s twin sister; the one they don’t talk about because she’s much more beautiful. 

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. 

"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. 

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

Crazy

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

"Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!"

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

Girl why dont you do a houdini and make those clothes dissapper

I hope you know CPR...cuz you take my breath away

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe"

Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas.

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