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1. I did not slap you I simply high fived your face.
2. Every time I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
3. Always remember you are unique just like everyone else.
4. Mirror: You're looking good today
Camera: LOL no!
5. That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you just sit there in silence.
6. I always write wake up on my to do list so then I can at least accomplish one thing in a day.
7. Some say that a glass is half full, some say that a glass is half empty I say are you going to drink that?
8. That five minute party that everyone has when the teacher leaves the room.
9. Friends are like boobs, some are real, some are fake.
10. Throwing your phone in anger, then still checking if it is ok.
11. Sarcasm: The ability to insult people without them even realising it.
12. That awkward penguin run that some people do when they have a backpack on.
13. I hate it when I answer my texts instantly and my friend takes 20 minutes to reply, when it says 'typing'. I am like how much are you typing and then they reply with 'yes'.
14. When the teacher says the words 'get into groups' I automatically look at my best friend.
15. I hate it when I am looking for something and I cannot find it and then when I do not need it no more it turns up.
16. I always regret leaving my phone on 'silent' when I cannot find it.
17. That awkward moment when you are singing or dancing and you realise that someone has been watching you the whole time.
18. If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car I will assume that you must be a transformer.
19. I am so good at sleeping I do it with my eyes closed.
20. When you drop something and you just stare at it because you are too lazy to pick it up.
21, Changing your entire message because you dont know how to spell one word.
22. The moment when your friends make plans right in front of you and their plans don't include you.
23. Making up fake rules when there is a supply teacher.
24. I hate it when I am mad at someone and they make me laugh.
25. Not knowing what to text back but not wanting to end the conversation.
26. I stay up late some nights and then realise it was a bad idea in the morning.
27. No I am not being immature I am having fun. You should try it sometime.
28. Ok, ok im serious now lets get some sleep
*long pause*
*bursts out laughing*
29. Not being able to finish a sentence because you are laughing so hard about the ending.
30. That moment od happiness when you are in the restaurant and you see the food coming.
31. That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
32. That awkward moment when even spell check does not know what you are saying.
33. I hate it when I am extremely tired and when I get to bed my body says 'just kidding'.
34. Multiple choice questions: A, B, C or D. Well I have not had B for a few questions so I choose that.
35. *wakes up* *regrets it*
36. MAN: Will you marry me?
WOMAN: Yes
MAN: *takes out his phone*
WOMAN: What are you doing?
MAN: Updating my status on Facebook
37. That amazing moment when you drop your phone and your headphones save its life.
38. Telling the truth and then smiling for no reason they think you are lying.
39. That moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it for ages.
40. I like being able to talk to someone for hours and not get bored of them.
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The ultimate joke book
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