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30 funny ways to annoy the teacher

1. Tap your pen or pencil on the table repetitively.

2. Constantly keep talking in class.

3. Keep correcting your teacher everytime the teacher mis spells something.

4. Stand up and dance.

5. clear your throat every 2 minutes (cough).

6. Raise your hand. Wait for them to call you. Say "i forgot what i was gonna say." after 3 minutes repeat. and so on.

7. Tell the teacher that you need to pee really bad, and start dancing around her/his desk!

8. Act really dumb and pretend you dont understand anything she/he says.

9. With really wide eyes, stare at your teacher like u are being hypnotized or something thru the entire class.

10. I didnt do the homework because I dont think it was worth it" Say this with a huge grin on your face.

11. When he/she isn't looking, everyone moves down a seat to confuse them.

12. Laugh really loud for 2 minutes non stop.

13. Ask to go to the toilet then stay out of class for ages and then walk back in and when the teacher asks you where you've been ask them where they think you've been.

14. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

15. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask" DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????" very loudly.

16. Copy your teacher. Copy everything your teacher says and does.

17. Make funny noises.

.For example

.Rip a piece of paper an inch at a time. Do this only when your teacher turns toward the board.

.Scratch your nails on your desk.

.Repeatedly sniffle without blowing your nose.

.Scratch your legs loudly.

.Drop your pencil multiple times.

18. If you doodle in class and then your teacher asks why have you not been paying attention. Say" I have, I've been taking notes in drawing style".

19. Pass notes and when she asks you to hand over the note tell her "this is student confidentially".

20. Show up late and when your teacher asks you when you are late. Say that you are here now.

21. Talk for a long time when you were meant to of answered a simple question.

22. Talk really slowly.

23. Do all your homework in yellow crayon.

24. Collect everybody's pencils and start sharpening them. Loudly

25. Cough every time the teacher begins a sentence.

26. Talk in a squeaky voice.

27. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it across the room. Extra points if it lands on the teacher's desk.

28. Get all your friends to cough at the same time really loudly.

29. Do a drum roll with some pencils.

30. Pull funny faces when they turn around.

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