Funny riddles 2

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What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A clock

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

What word begins and ends with an 'e' but only has one letter?

Envelope

What has a neck but no head?

A bottle

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What gets wetter as it dries?

A bottle

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

Because the batteries died

What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?

The post office

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An egg

Why can't a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?

Because he is still living

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot

What is the easiest way to double your money?

Put it in front of the mirror

What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?

A glove

What goes up and doesn't come back down?

Your age

What belongs to you but is used more by others?

Your name

Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?

A shadow

It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?

The moon

I'm the end of the colourful rainbow. What am I?


W

I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?

A doorbell

I have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?

A photo frame

When the water comes down, I go up. What am I?

An umbrella

I don't have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?

A brain

I'm with poor people and rich people don't have me. If you eat me, you will die. What am I?

I am nothing

Suproliglicatiouspenuvaliancia - how do you spell it?

It

The one who makes me doesn't need me, when he make. The one who buys me doesn't use it for himself or herself. The one who use me doesn't know that he or she is using me. Who am I?

A coffin

I am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right? What word am I?

Wrong

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