My shout outs are for DemDimplesDoh, itsdaAWESOMENESS, badazzdominoes, McDonoughImagines and mintzy101.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What word begins and ends with an 'e' but only has one letter?
Envelope
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
What gets wetter as it dries?
A bottle
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
The post office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Why can't a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove
What goes up and doesn't come back down?
Your age
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name
Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A shadow
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon
I'm the end of the colourful rainbow. What am I?
W
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell
I have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?
A photo frame
When the water comes down, I go up. What am I?
An umbrella
I don't have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain
I'm with poor people and rich people don't have me. If you eat me, you will die. What am I?
I am nothing
Suproliglicatiouspenuvaliancia - how do you spell it?
It
The one who makes me doesn't need me, when he make. The one who buys me doesn't use it for himself or herself. The one who use me doesn't know that he or she is using me. Who am I?
A coffin
I am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right? What word am I?
Wrong
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