Knock, knock
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Knock knock
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
Knock knock
Who's there
Ach!
Ach who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold
Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
Would you miss me if I left in a week?
Would you miss me if I left in a month?
Would you miss me if I left in a year?
Knock Knock
who there?
you have already forgotten me.
The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a "No Bell" prize.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite inter...
Excuse me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but moo!
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