The ultimate joke book

Funny teenage posts 2

My shout outs are for d3freelancers, cutecupid36, AidanSmoSmo, MrandMsMalik123 and smiley1203.

#1: Cool things always happen when I dont have a camera.

#2: That annoying moment when your cd player says no disk when there is clearly a disk in there.

#3: That moment when someone says brb and never comes back

#4: I hope manners is the next cool trend

#5: It never seemed that cats forgot that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago.

#6: People have this rude habit of annoying me.

#7: The messy bun is supposed to be effortless...? How come it takes me 69 tries?

#8: Whenever im at the super market and someone I know comes up to me and says "Hey what are you doing here" and im like "looking for elephants!?"

#9: I hate it when the loudest person in the class tells everyone else to be quiet, despite the fact they were just talking.

#10: I am not arguing. I am just simply explaining why I am right.

#11: Being the first one to wake at a sleepover.

#12: Being a person is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

#13: The kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

#14: Saying never mind because you are too lazy to re explain the whole story.

#15: Who the f*** took my...

Oh here it is

#16: Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I may offer.

#17: Forget love, i'd rather fall in chocolate.

#18: If you want to slap someone. Do it and yell "mosquito".

#19: I love it how in scary movies the person says "Hello." They must think that the other person is gonna be like "yeah im in the kitchen."

#20: That moment when you act weird in front of your crush.

#21: Touching things that say "DO NOT TOUCH" because you are a rebel!

#22: When I play a competitive game I press random buttons and hope for the best.

#23: *I have a question*

*Teacher walks away*

*Uhhh that's cool*

#24: That awkward moment when you trip and fall and hope no one noticed.

#25: Putting jeans on left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump and done.

#26: The mini heart attack you have when you reach into your pocket and your phone is not there.

#27: That annoying moment when you start your sentence like 3 times and someone interrupts you each time.

#28: "I LOVE THIS SONG" meaning I am going to play it over and over again until I get annoyed with it.

#29: Teacher: Dont pack up yet we still have a few minutes

Students: *slowly pack up*

#30: *walks into the room*

*why am I here*

*walks out of the room*

*Oh I remember now*

#31: *washing hands*

*sleeve starts falling down*

NOOOOOOOOO

#32: The year is 2060 IPhone 862 is released.

#33: The moment when your enemie trips and you laugh. Then they give you that awkward stare.

#34: Saying "Oh yeah I remember" when you really dont have a clue.

#35: That moment when you are laughing so hard and you try to stop but you look at the person again.

#36: It does not matter what age you are if a balloon tries to hit the floor and then you dive for it.

#37: When I have money I have nothing to buy when I dont have money I have everything to buy.

#38: I hate it when I choose the right answer then I change it.

#39: "Be strong" I whispered to my wifi signal.

#40: People don't usually care what people say.

Until they start whispering...

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