My shout outs are for @interSTARWARSFan, SnowAngel6197 and BehindTheWords67.
The corner
Q: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A: A stamp.
Pointed fangs
Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A: A stapler
Coats
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.
How many seconds?
Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
No organs
Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: A deck of playing cards.
Bananas
Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
A: Just one—after that, it’s not empty anymore.
Bear
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: A “b”.
Embarrassed
Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Ocean
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom!
Break
Q: What do you break before you use it?
A: An egg!
Tuesday...
Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
A: His horse is named Tuesday!
Flowers
Q: Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Waking up
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Buckets, Butter and Windows
Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Curious letter
Q: Which is the most curious letter?
A: Y?
Zero to Eight
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
Pandas have...
Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?
A: Baby pandas!
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