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Funny advice from little children 2

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What children think about the sea...

1. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.

2. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent.

5. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.

6. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.

7. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?

Childrens comments about love...

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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