Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Hahahahaha
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No You Are!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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