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Essay
Malcolm asked in his Environmental Studies lesson at New Street School, to write a short essay for homework on the effect of oil pollution.
So Malcolm wrote: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'
Childrens answers
Teacher: Name one of the Roman's greatest achievements.
Joe: To learn Latin.
Teacher: What did "Free press" mean in that passage.
Answer: When your mother irons your skirt for you on the landing.
Bertie comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, 'What did you learn today?'
Bertie replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'
Food
Paula worked for 'meals-on-wheels'. One afternoon she took her daugher Tina with her as delivered the lunches to the elderly. Tina was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the walking sticks, triangular walkers and the wheelchairs.
When they visited Mrs Evans Paula found Tina staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As she prepared himself for the inevitable barrage of questions, Tina merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy is never going to believe this.'
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