Scenario: Tommy has been secretly helping Dream become a better person
Lesson 360:
Tommy: You want something and someone has it, what do you do?
Dream: Manipulate them.
Tommy: *whacks him with stick* try again
Dream: I kill them
Tommy: AGAIN
Dream: I...ask nicely?
Tommy: Yes! *gives steak*
Lesson: 401
Tommy: Someone hurts someone you trust and love (platonic) what do you do?
Dream: I kill them and make sure they never walk again.
Tommy: NO....
Dream: I run them over with a bus
Tommy: *sighs*
Lesson 508
Tommy: Someone hurts you what do you do
Dream: Punch them.
Tommy: *sighs* who do you care about?
Dream: You
Tommy:...someone hurts ME, what do you do?
Dream: I take away all of there fxckjng lives.
Tommy: NOOOO
Me: That's the end of this one shot thingy crap
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