Tommyinnit Oneshots

Funny short thing i came up with

Tommyinnit was in las Nevadas just joking around until foolish came up behind him. "Hey Tommy I have a question." Foolish said tapping Tommy's shoulder. "Yeah what is it bitch boy?" Tommy asked smirking. "Well if fundy is Wilbur's father does that mean your brother is a fox or is the mother the fox?" Foolish asked curiously. "Wilbur's a fox?" Quackity asked coming up from behind them. Tommy sighed. "No, Wilbur is not a fox." Tommy said answering their question. "Oh so the mother is a fox-" Foolish was then cut off by Tommy. "No the mother was a fish." Tommy said casually. "WHAT?!" Both foolish and Quackity yelled out. "How?!" Quackity yelled. "So..she's a fish hybrid-" said foolish still a little confused. "Yes, but Wilbur didn't know that until after sex-" Tommy started. "HE FUCKED A FISH HYBRID WHILE THEY WERE IN THEIR FISH FORM AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE A HYBRID?!" Quackity screamed out. Foolish was just still processing all the information. "Yep, we know how fundy became a fox though, apparently one of Sally's that's the fishes name by the way, great great grandmother was a fox. Oh yeah and I also walked in on them having sex a few times it was traumatizing." Tommy said. "Wihdakaidjjakwhdkkaiehdkaishxkwhdjejwujdkqpirjf" quackity dropped to the ground and startled cradling in on himself. "ARE YOU OKAY TOMMY??" Yelled quackity. Foolish was still still as stone. "No I am not, but thanks for asking." Tommy replied with a smile. He then casually walked away.