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Me: Ok, here's a dare for Ofusco!

Obfusco: Like a bicycle on an ice skating rink, I am ready for said dare.

Me: Oook, that makes no sense but ok. The dare is for Obfusco to read a long lecture to all the odd squad agents!

Olive: What?! A long lecture?? But we never understand a word he's saying! He always talks in riddles.

Otto: Olive's got a point there.

Me: Probably. Anyways, sit down and listen. *Laughs*

Everyone: Ok....

Obfusco: Why thank you. *Starts into a long lecture made up of confusing riddles*

*A long time later*

Obfusco: *Still reading lecture*

Olive: *Whispers to Otto* How long is this? And are you understanding any of this, cuz I'm not.

Otto: It's not that confusing, I mean.... Ok fine, it's confusing. But he's probably almost done with it.

*Another long time later*

Obfusco: *Still reading lecture*

Oona: *Yawns* How long is this again?

Oscar: *Shrugs* I dunno.

Oprah: Shhhh. Listen to the lecture, agents.

*Hours later*

Obfusco: *Still reading lecture*

Otis: Wow, still not done?

Olympia: This lecture is really long.

Obfusco: *Finally done reading lecture* And that was the lecture, my beautiful toothbrushes.

Everyone: *Claps and cheers*

Me: Are you guys clapping for the lecture, or the fact that the lecture's done?

Olive: .... Both?

Otto: Can we have lunch now?

Everyone: *Laughs*

Me: Ok, dare done!

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