⭐️ incorrect quotes #2

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enjoy while I come up with the next oneshot, I dunno what I'm doing-

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Ezra: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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Charlie glues a dime to the sidewalk on Monday:
"Heh heh..."
Charlie later walking down the street on Wednesday:
"Ooh hey! A dime!"

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Seungho: "I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture."
The Group (Omar, Reza, Mateo, etc): "Awwww-"
Seungho: "And I tell myself 'If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything.'"
The Group: "Oh."

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Jackson when seeing a banana on the car seat:
"What the heck?"
Jackson then seat belting the banana:
"You got to buckle up, it's the LAW!"

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Cactus, texting Cash:
"Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!"

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Murderer before killing: "Any last words?"
Colleen: "Do you think I'm cute? Be honest."

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Somebody after getting revived:
"Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me."

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Natalia: "When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... but one of them is carrying a knife for some reason."

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Thomas: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want these stinkin' lemons, what am I even supposed to do with these? I demand to see my life's manager! Make life rue the day that it thought that they could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Elizabeth: "STOP!"
*Everyone stops*
Elizabeth: "wAiT a MiNuTe-"

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Mateo: "Okay, everyone calm down, we should be able to catch the bug before it-"
Reza: "IT'S GONE!"
Mateo:
*sets house on fire a few moments later*

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Moire: "You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own TEN guns. Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder."

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Mikah in a prep talk: "And remember, if I get harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it all wrong."

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Alicia: "Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-"
Bailey: "Twelve, actually."
Alicia: "Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?"
Bailey: "Yours!"
Alicia: "That's right: no one's."

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Mike: "petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday"
Grace: "Wednesay"
Mike: "Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible"

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Austin: "I prevented a murder today."
Charlie: "Really? How'd you do that?"
Austin: "some self control."

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Elaina: "What are your goals?"
Amani: "To pet all the cats."
Elaina: "No, fitness goals."
Amani: "To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats."

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William: "I was arrested for being too cool."
Eduardo reading from the arrest report: "The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence."

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Melodie: "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated."
Kiryomi: "Killed without hesitation."
Melodie: "No."

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