ZENITH▪︎{Genshin Impact Oneshots}

random headcanons

This is with random people bc doing all of them would be too hard

AND PLS THE MEME ABOVE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD FOR LONGER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

Toema

▪︎this mf listens to the home depot theme song like everyday

▪︎"what it's a good song?!"

▪︎can't spell for shit lmao(just like me)

▪︎Proof^

▪︎makes these little doodles of dogs on the corners of papers

▪︎"wanna see me fill this entire whiteboard with this marker?" First tohma, the whiteboard is at least 6ft long, two, that's a sharpie

▪︎ik this is kinda turning into modern au but he never brings anything anywhere.

▪︎like this mf has a chapstick and a waterbottle in his school bag nothing else.

▪︎he can actually be really nice but most the time hes just messing around

▪︎since hes really observant, he can easily see through your lies and knows if theres something wrong.

▪︎"heyyyyyyy talk to me, I'm not gonna me rude about anything, just tell me what's going on."

▪︎touchy but not like that u horny mf

▪︎uses these :)  :(   >:(   >:)  :P

▪︎kinda doesn't understand personal space if you two are close

Boomer but make it hot

▪︎kinda clueless sometimes

▪︎even tho this old ass mf is like 6000 years old he still doesnt understand somethings

▪︎he tries to get with the times but this old geezer cant sometimes

▪︎has nightmares occasionally, it doesnt happen often but the next morning you can tell that hes acting a bit different

▪︎"no I'm fine y/n, what could be wrong?"

▪︎give him a hug pls

▪︎when he's sleepy he makes this adorable ass face as he dozes off, kinda like the pic above

▪︎hes a true gentleman tho like all of that shit he does

▪︎the both of you often make tea together and mix different kinds to make new ones

▪︎he'll show you the pattern on his arms sometimes and they glow in the area there touched in

▪︎so one time you turned off the lights and traced around the golden part and it looks really cool

▪︎he doesnt know it but he makes dick jokes

▪︎and when hu tao makes deez nuts jokes he replys with "I don't understand, what is a deez nuts?"

▪︎I kid u not hu tao has never laughed harder in her life

Maple leaf but make it Japanese

▪︎hes really sweet and kind, also really calm

▪︎he doesnt ever raise his voice, so if you have sensitive ears hes like perfect

▪︎takes you on his travels

▪︎sometimes he gets migraines so you let him rest his head in your lap as you run your fingers through his hair

▪︎his cooking is s tier

▪︎when it's just drizzling outside you both climb up a tree and sit next to eachother on a branch

▪︎when he told you about his friend and how he died you pulled him into a hug, you could feel him holding back his tears. But he eventually started crying into your shoulder and reliving the pent up feelings(probably gonna make this into a oneshot)

▪︎he actually feels a little insecure about his hand(if u dont know when his friend died he took his vision but it was burning him but he didnt want to let go, so he probably has burn scars over his right hand) so one night you held his hand and placed kisses over the scars, showing him that it's ok and it's fine to have scars

▪︎hums songs to you

▪︎you bring your teapot with you so its basically your house

▪︎he write little poems about you

▪︎just like beidou said, flowers come out of his mouth instead of words so he always compliments you, whether it be your clothes, looks, how your acting, if you did something that he liked

▪︎falls asleep on your shoulder

▪︎loves cheek kisses

▪︎this mf blow dries your hair with his vision

▪︎loose hugs 😭🙏

Having kazuha brain rot rn so next chap is most likely going to be a kazuha one but dont take my word I'm weird and change my mind so often