roy: dude
roy: you were SO wasted last night
jason: huh? i wasn't THAT drunk!
roy: you knocked over a kid with round glasses...
jason: so?
roy: and then you climbed a tree and yelled SCREW YOU HARRY IM THE CHOSEN ONE NOW
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y/n *texting*: What are you doing?
dick: laying in bed
y/n: mhm... just laying in bed? nothing else...?
dick: i'm eating cereal
y/n: haha nice
y/n: what would you do if i was in the bed next to you?
dick: eat my cereal
y/n: lol i mean if the cereal wasn't there
dick: then i'd get out of bed and go get cereal
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tim, holding a pot of coffee over his bowl of breakfast cereal: what if instead of milk in my cereal i put coffee
dick, waking past and taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't
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officer: can you describe who shot you?
dick, as nightwing: yes, he wasn't very friendly
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tim's evil clone: *pointing to Tim* shoot HIM, he's the clone
dick: *aims at clone* the REAL Tim would never pass up an opportunity to die
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jason: i fucking hate damian
roy: watch your language, there are children in the house
jason: my bad
jason: i fucking hate—
jason: *covers lian's ears*
jason: —damian
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bruce *texting*: what does IDK, ILY & TTYL mean?
dick: i don't know, i love you, talk to you later
bruce: ok i will ask your brother
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girl *texting*: your such a jerk!
jason: you're*
girl: OMG your so annoying
jason: you're*
girl: stop doing that. your making me mad!
jason: youre*
girl: fine! i'm gonna slap you're face!
jason: your*
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jason todd *as red hood*: i'm a wanted man
damain: tt, impossible. You weren't even a wanted child
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batman: jason is beyond reason, but he's of gotham and he's my son
red robin: he's killed 80 people in two days???
batman: hE'S ADOPTED
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y/n: treat spiders the way you want to be treated <3
jason: killed without hesitation
y/n: jay, no—
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dick: why are you smiling?
jason: what? Can I not be happy??
damian: drake tripped and fell over his shoelace in the parking lot
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dick, to damian: you're not gonna let him die like that, are you?
damian: grayson?
jason, to damian: don't listen to that guy. he's trying to lead you down the path of riotousness. i'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS!
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