Interlude: Camping

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Dahyun: I like your pants.
Y/N: Thanks. They were 50% off.
Dahyun: I'd like them 100% off.
Y/N: The store can't just give armor away.
Dahyun: That's not what I-
Y/N: That's a terrible way to run a business, Dahyun

Jeongyeon: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Nayeon : Murder?
Jeongyeon: An accident.
Nayeon : Oh, that's how I'm going to make it look.

Sana: Jihyo, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?
Jihyo: Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?

Dahyun : Are you two, like, dating now?
Chaeyoung: Yeah!
Mina: Yes, we are.
Dahyun : Why?
Mina: I happen to find Chaeyoung very appealing.
Dahyun : Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in her head.

Jeongyeon: Nayeon , do you have a minute?
Nayeon : Yes, a lifetime of them. And they are suddenly going by very slowly.

Sana: You look like you fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.
Jihyo: Twelve people. Four miles.

Tzuyu : Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Momo: Why?
Sana: Are you in a hurry?
Tzuyu : No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

Tzuyu : Be careful!
Momo: Always am.
Jeongyeon: Respectfully disagree.

Tzuyu : Jeongyeon would throw herself in front of a fireball for you.
Nayeon: Jeongyeon would throw herself in front of a fireball for fun.

Dahyun : Hey, unnie? Can I get some dating advice?
Nayeon: Just because I'm with Jeongyeon doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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