My Dad Is A ?!
By PJ Perry
I know that my dad loves my mum
Because when he sees her every time
He runs to her with arms outstretched
It's all very sublime!
He grabs her round the middle
And nibbles on her neck
She screams aloud and turns around
Then knocks him on the deck
He struggles to get up
Against the force of gravity
He eyes raw beef upon the side
And starts moaning with depravity
His arms start flailing madly
And he turns into a proper slob
Mum grabs some of that raw beef
And rams it in his gob
My dad's alright most the time
Except when he gets hungry
Mum has to be on her guard
Cos my dad is a Zombie!
YES!
My dad is a ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEE!
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Poetry Shmoetry! ~ Various Poetry ~ by PJ Perry
PoetryMy Mind, My Work, My Love, My Lust, My Dish, My Dirt, My Chalk, My Cheese, My Passion, My Pain, My Ass, Your Face!
