Poetry Shmoetry! ~ Various Poetry ~ by PJ Perry

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(sense of humour required when reading)

by PJ Perry

Post your work here!

If it's any fucking good I've got no idea

I'll read your shit if you read mine

I'll vote your crap if you give me the sign

Please, please, please read my poetry!

Just did and it did fuck all for me!

Post your story and I'll read it tonight

Fucking Jerk! Wrong site!

Advertise here I'll give you advice

I'm shit myself and not very nice!

Hey I thought this topic would be great!

It was done last week, you're so fucking late!

Um, hello, um should I stop writing?

You start penning properly, I'll stop biting

I need self expressive, descriptive poems about your life and love...

Fuck off!

Read my friends work, it's the dog's bollocks.

Nah, just bollocks.

People don't get me and what I do...

So don't bite off more than you can chew.

I'll read and comment...

I'll just read and vomit.

Got a poem undiscovered.

There's a reason it's still under the covers.

Have you got a great poem and no one will read it.

Some fucking rubbish people do spit.

Read my poem?

PUSSY!

Read my poem!

Yes sir!

Feel like no one's listening? Well I'm all ears. I'll read yours if you read mine.

Bang! There's the punch line.

Am I the only on getting bored?

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