Recipe For A Perfect Cannibal
by PJ Perry
Being a cannibal
Does not make me an animal,
In fact I am rather civilized.
I will use herbs and spice
And make you taste nice
With some sugar to caramelize.
I'll get my fire lit,
Roast you on a spit
Then eat you with corn on the cob.
What would be divine?
Is if I had some wine!
For a cannibal I am such a snob.
So I pop out the cork,
Prepare my knife and fork
And tuck in my serviette.
I'll have bum cheek pate to start
Followed by mmmmm roasted heart
And dessert is eyeball crepe suzette!
Please vote and comment if you like this....Thanks PJ
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