Jojo the Yoyo!

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Jojo the Yoyo

By PJ Perry

Lately she's been a moody thing

Like someone's been tugging on her tampon string

She must be in the middle of the longest PMS season

She says I can't rhyme but she's got no sense or reason

Well stick your British insults back on the shelf

Get that string and wrap it round yourself

Cos you're up and down just like a yoyo

You are one highly strung little Jojo

This Jojo girl don't get much sleep

Jojo stays up all night instead of counting sheep

So you say 'Jojo you need to get some rest'

And Jojo screams back you extremely stressed

Jojo and I have this game called tit for tat

And Jojo did a good poem, I'll give her that

But why does Jojo go on about poems that rhyme

They don't have to be like that all of the time

I'm from England but Jojo has to call me a Brit

And to a point I would have to admit

That I live on Europe's biggest Island of Britain

But my country is England so Jojo read what's been written!

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