My Un Valentine
by PJ Perry
Roses are red
Cabbages are green
My face is ugly
And yours is obscene
Your eyes are alarming
Your ass is grotesque
I know I'm not charming
Or very picturesque
Your breath is convulsive
Your tongue has green slime
My nose picking's repulsive
So is my underpants grime
You pick at your earwax
Then go smelling your finger
My farts really stink
But boy do yours linger
Your legs look so hairy
Along with your wattle
My legs are so scary
They're just like milk bottles
But hay ho
Your still mine
Can't let you go
My Un Valentine!
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Poetry Shmoetry! ~ Various Poetry ~ by PJ Perry
PoetryMy Mind, My Work, My Love, My Lust, My Dish, My Dirt, My Chalk, My Cheese, My Passion, My Pain, My Ass, Your Face!
