Instagram love story (Yoonmin) *Completed*

Thé audacity!

(Jimin's pov)

I thought I was safe from those bastards. I thought they forgot about me and the man they worship, but my will was either to weak or God was laughing at my suffering. "Get your bitch ass up!". Jungkook yelled and turned the couch that I was sitting on over. "We need to meet our King". Jungkook said. "Exactly". Taehyung walks in with a big ass Gucci bag. "I'mma have him sign my ass".

"Umm... No". Jungkook said. "He has to sign my chest and that's too much so you have to something else". Jungkook told him. "You're kidding?". Taehyung gasped. "You're ass might as well stay here then". Taehyung huffed. "I'll take his place". I raised my hand. "You're a good friend Jimin". Jungkook said. "Mmm... Get the fuck out". I said and the couple looked at each other. "What...". "Get that fool Kook!". Taehyung ordered. "Nooo!".

Taehyung and Jungkook was heavy breathing in line and I groaned. "I better be getting paid for this kidnapping shit". I said. "Jimin... Shut up". Taehyung said. "Tsk". I rolled my eyes. "I can't wait to breath the same air as King Min". Jungkook said. "Same!". Taehyung claps his hand. "Yeah... Don't do that". I told him. "Do what?". Taehyung tilts his head. "Act like psychos".

"We would never". The couple gasped. "Lie to your mama, not me". I crossed my arms. "The last thing I need to see is you two jackasses on the news cause of sexual assault or some other dumb shit". I said. "You're so hot when you try to act like our mom". Jungkook says. "Right". Taehyung fake sniffs. "I hate you all". I said and they laughed. "MINYAHS!".

Taehyung and Jungkook immediately starts screaming and I watched them. I looked at Yoongi and boredom fills my chest. 'Yeah... Overhype'. I sighed. "KING!". Jungkook screamed. "SEXY MIN IS HERE!". Taehyung screams. "Oh my god". I groaned. "I'll be by the car". I told them and walked off. "OH MY GOD! KIM NAMJOON!". I immediately broke my neck.

"Dad... Mmm". I covered my mouth. That's Kim fuck me Namjoon. The ONLY good thing to come out of Yoongi's career, since he's Yoongi's hot ass manager. "If I ask him to touch me in my no no area, will he?". I asked myself. "It's not the time Jimin, let these babies make a fool out of themselves, don't stoop to their level". I took a deep breath and watched them go inside. "Please don't...". "BITCH!". "There it is".

I was leaning on the car for fifteen minutes for these assholes. "Got me wasting my fingers for y'all". I took out my phone and texted Jungkook. "Fucking monsters, I swear". I tapped my foot and saw the couple with dragging their feet and I giggled. "This was your fault". I told him. "I was about to tell him to sign my tiddy". Jungkook pouts. "I didn't get his breath". Taehyung pouted.

"Are y'all serious!?!". I yelled and grabbed their ears. "Ow! Ow! Ow!". Jungkook yelped. "Ouch!". Taehyung whined. "I told y'all not to do anything weird!". I shouted. "We didn't". Jungkook said. "It was a normal thing to ask for". Taehyung said and I tugged on their ear harder. "OW!". They screamed. "Child abuse!". Jungkook yells. "Y'all are SO embarrassing!". I shouted. "Sawwy!". They said. "Hey!".

I turned my head and saw Yoongi staring at us. I gave him a bored look and sighed. "What's your name sweetheart!?!". Yoongi yells. "Oh god... he's talking to me!". My eyes widened and I immediately jumped in the car and drove like my life depended on it. "Oh god...".

"I almost died".